PREPARE SELF. FOR AWESOME!
ME, GRIMLOCK, AM MOST FAMOUS ROBOT DINOSAUR ON ENTIRE INTERNET. THIS FACT.
HERE IMPORTANT FACTS:
- ME HERE TO HELP WORLD BE LESS STUPID, MORE AWESOME.
- WHY TALK THIS WAY? BECAUSE AWESOME!
- GRIMLOCK POWERED BY COFFEE, BEER, BACON, HUMANS. ALL DELICIOUS.
- WHO REALLY GRIMLOCK? ME AM!
THAT IT. FOLLOW ME, GRIMLOCK, ON TWITTER IF NEED KNOW MORE THINGS.
LINKS TO MORE FAKEGRIMLOCK
THESE LINKS TO MORE THINGS. ME ALL OVER INTERNET.
- WORLD FAMOUS MINIMUM VIABLE PERSONALITY GUEST BLOG POST FOR FRED WILSON. THIS START OF IT ALL.
- 2ND WORLD FAMOUS GUEST POST ON FRED BLOG, HOW TO SOCIAL.
- ANIMATED VIDEO OF ME, GRIMLOCK, TALK ABOUT MINIMUM VIABLE PERSONALITY.
- ME, GRIMLOCK, GIVE SPEECH AT TEDX ON BE NO ONE!
- THIS EXCERPT FROM SPEECH ON BE WRONG AT TECHSTARS FOUNDERCON
- BE ON FIRE GUEST POST FOR BRAD FELD. ALSO WORLD FAMOUS
- STARTUP IS VISION GUEST POST FOR ERIC RIES. IT FAMOUS LIKE OTHER TWO EXCEPT MORE.
- STARTUP YOU GUEST POST ON CNN MONEY TECH BLOG. CNN KIND OF WELL KNOWN.
- GUEST POST FOR COPYBLOGGER ABOUT BECAUSE AWESOME. IT ABOUT MARKETING, EXCEPT DO RIGHT.
- CREATIVE COMMONS THINGS ME DRAW
- HERE INTERVIEW WITH VERY SMART PUNY HUMAN. ME USE HUMAN WORDS. NO READ UNLESS WANT TO FIND OUT HUMANMODE GRIMLOCK JUST AS AWESOME AS REGULAR GIANT ROBOT DINOSAUR ONE!