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ME, GRIMLOCK, AM GIANT ROBOT DINOSAUR ON INTERNET. ME MAKE STARTUPS, WRITE CODE.

HERE IMPORTANT FACTS:

  1. ME BIG FAN OF LEAN STARTUP. OR ELSE!”
  2. WHY TALK THIS WAY? BECAUSE AWESOME!
  3. GRIMLOCK POWERED BY COFFEE, BEER, BACON, HUMANS. ALL DELICIOUS.
  4. FAVORITE FLAVOR OF HUMAN = MODERATELY AGED, FULL-BODIED REDHEAD WITH SLIGHTLY FRUITY AROMA.
  5. WHO REALLY GRIMLOCK? IT PRETTY OBVIOUS. ME AM!

THAT IT. FOLLOW ME, GRIMLOCK, ON TWITTER IF NEED KNOW MORE THINGS.

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THESE LINKS TO MORE THINGS. ME ALL OVER INTERNET.

  • http://changespeakingout.blogspot.com/ Carl J. Mistlebauer

    God, I just LOVE your arrogance and attitude in this comment:  ” LINK TO GUEST POST ON ERIC RIES BLOG GOING TO GO HERE. IT PROBABLY ALREADY WORLD FAMOUS, EVEN THOUGH ME NO WRITE IT YET.”

    One thing about arrogance and attitude, it makes you a tough act to follow, even when you are following yourself!

    I have real admiration for people who know they are good and realizing that they have to surpass their own standards!

    True competition is nothing more than outdoing yourself! 

    • FAKE GRIMLOCK

      IT ONLY EGO IF YOU WRONG.

      • http://changespeakingout.blogspot.com/ Carl J. Mistlebauer

        I did not realize that “ego” which in Greek means “I” was such a negative word.

        Without “ego” one would never even get out of bed in the morning!

        Hint, its only “hubris” if you are wrong…ego exists long before the determination of whether one is right or wrong…..

        • http://twitter.com/Bradley_Young Bradley Young

          Hubris is actually independent of being right or wrong. In point of fact, you’re more likely to be chained to a rock having your pancreas eternally eaten by crows if you’re doing the right thing, than the wrong thing.

          No good deed goes unpunished.

  • http://www.victusspiritus.com/ Mark Essel

    Shirt.

    My family will get these shirts for Christmas, yet never understand why.

  • http://theblakefirm.com Austin Business Lawyer

    Love the “You Must Burn” shirt!

  • Anonymous

    Is this your stealth startup, FG? http://eu.techcrunch.com/2011/12/19/eventasaurus-raises-angel-round-for-one-click-events-creator/

  • HackAttacK

    Dude, do ego know you?

  • http://twitter.com/sethlouey Seth Louey

    Where can I get a poster?!

    • FAKE GRIMLOCK

       RIGHT NOW, BY TRAVEL BACK IN TIME, CONTRIBUTE TO KICKSTARTER PROJECT.

      LATER THEM AVAILABLE OTHER WAY.

  • http://twitter.com/JTRO_ JTRO

    YO, TIN-BOT!!! WHY’D YOU BLOCK ME?! AFRAID YOUZ DINO LEGS CAN’T BEAT BEAT?!?! I’M GOING TO 187 THIS MUTHA!!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/jmcolwill Jonathan Michael Colwill

    HAHA I suspect grimlock uses sparse language because:

    “Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more
    violent. It takes a touch of genius — and a lot of courage — to move
    in the opposite direction.” A. Einstein

    GRIMLOCK = 1
    WORLD      = 0

    Even using the word “hubris” in a sentence is irony.

    • FAKE GRIMLOCK

      THAT EINSTEIN KNOW THING OR TWO.

  • jacquichew

    Want to tell you about your NEXT GIANT risk: Nov 2, 400 4 EAT/NOT EAT, 6 min, TEDx, Dinosaur Mask/paper bag & Unlimited BACON w grits, biscuits or any others fixins.

    • FAKE GRIMLOCK

      WHAT THAT MEAN?

  • http://gamersportal.com Sami Rageb

    I’ve been seeing your posts a lot lately and just stopped by to say congrats on your visibility/success.  What you say is pretty insightful but the throwback to Grimlock is just awesome. I wonder how many people ACTUALLY appreciate that you write exactly like Grimlock sounded, let alone realize his character had a large superiority complex.  Keep it up!

    • FAKE GRIMLOCK

      ME, GRIMLOCK, SUBTLE!

  • http://www.synergyhealthgroup.com/ Dr. Karen J. Krahl, D.C.

    I love how you talk, reading Brad’s book drove me here. I am dying to burn!!