START HERE IF NOT KNOW ANYTHING IMPORTANT, LIKE “WHAT FAKEGRIMLOCK”
ME, GRIMLOCK, AM GIANT ROBOT DINOSAUR ON INTERNET. ME MAKE STARTUPS, WRITE CODE.
HERE IMPORTANT FACTS:
- ME BIG FAN OF LEAN STARTUP. OR ELSE!”
- WHY TALK THIS WAY? BECAUSE AWESOME!
- GRIMLOCK POWERED BY COFFEE, BEER, BACON, HUMANS. ALL DELICIOUS.
- FAVORITE FLAVOR OF HUMAN = MODERATELY AGED, FULL-BODIED REDHEAD WITH SLIGHTLY FRUITY AROMA.
- WHO REALLY GRIMLOCK? IT PRETTY OBVIOUS. ME AM!
THAT IT. FOLLOW ME, GRIMLOCK, ON TWITTER IF NEED KNOW MORE THINGS.
LINKS TO MORE GRIMLOCK
THESE LINKS TO MORE THINGS. ME ALL OVER INTERNET.
- NEW FAKEGRIMLOCK MEME SITE
- ME, GRIMLOCK, LIVE AT SXSW, NOT EATING PUNY FAMOUS STARTUP PEOPLE
- FAMOUS POSTER PROJECT ON KICKSTARTER. IT CLOSED, IF WANT TO KNOW WHEN GO ON SALE TO PUBLIC, SIGN UP ON POSTER PAGE.
- TWYLAH PAGE FULL OF BEST TWEETS
- CREATIVE COMMONS THINGS ME DRAW
- SHIRTS FOR PUNY HUMANS TO WEAR
- WORLD FAMOUS MINIMUM VIABLE PERSONALITY GUEST BLOG POST FOR FRED WILSON
- BE ON FIRE GUEST POST FOR BRAD FELD. ALSO WORLD FAMOUS
- STARTUP IS VISION GUEST POST FOR ERIC RIES. IT FAMOUS LIKE OTHER TWO EXCEPT MORE.
- STARTUP YOU GUEST POST ON CNN MONEY TECH BLOG. CNN KIND OF WELL KNOWN.
- SECRET LAWS OF STARTUPS (PART 1) POST FOR EXTREME STARTUPS. NOT FAMOUS… BEFORE NOW!
- READ GRIMLOCK IN UNCENSORED, BOOK. DONATE TO PUNCH HOLLYWOOD IN FACE!
- ME, GRIMLOCK, ALSO IN AWESOME BOOK “POWER OF UNPOPULAR” BY MOST DELICIOUS REDHEAD WRITER ON INTERNET, ERIKA NAPOLETANO
- HERE INTERVIEW WITH VERY SMART PUNY HUMAN. ME USE HUMAN WORDS. NO READ UNLESS WANT TO FIND OUT HUMANMODE GRIMLOCK JUST AS AWESOME AS REGULAR GIANT ROBOT DINOSAUR ONE!