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YOU BACK, MAKE WORLD MORE AWESOME!

PREPARE SELF. FOR AWESOME!

ME, GRIMLOCK, AM MOST FAMOUS ROBOT DINOSAUR ON ENTIRE INTERNET. THIS FACT.

HERE IMPORTANT FACTS:

  1. ME HERE TO HELP WORLD BE LESS STUPID, MORE AWESOME.
  2. WHY TALK THIS WAY? BECAUSE AWESOME!
  3. GRIMLOCK POWERED BY COFFEE, BEER, BACON, HUMANS. ALL DELICIOUS.
  4. WHO REALLY GRIMLOCK? ME AM!

THAT IT. FOLLOW ME, GRIMLOCK, ON TWITTER IF NEED KNOW MORE THINGS.

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THESE LINKS TO MORE THINGS. ME ALL OVER INTERNET.

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  • http://changespeakingout.blogspot.com/ Carl J. Mistlebauer

    God, I just LOVE your arrogance and attitude in this comment:  ” LINK TO GUEST POST ON ERIC RIES BLOG GOING TO GO HERE. IT PROBABLY ALREADY WORLD FAMOUS, EVEN THOUGH ME NO WRITE IT YET.”

    One thing about arrogance and attitude, it makes you a tough act to follow, even when you are following yourself!

    I have real admiration for people who know they are good and realizing that they have to surpass their own standards!

    True competition is nothing more than outdoing yourself! 

    • FAKE GRIMLOCK

      IT ONLY EGO IF YOU WRONG.

      • http://changespeakingout.blogspot.com/ Carl J. Mistlebauer

        I did not realize that “ego” which in Greek means “I” was such a negative word.

        Without “ego” one would never even get out of bed in the morning!

        Hint, its only “hubris” if you are wrong…ego exists long before the determination of whether one is right or wrong…..

        • http://twitter.com/Bradley_Young Bradley Young

          Hubris is actually independent of being right or wrong. In point of fact, you’re more likely to be chained to a rock having your pancreas eternally eaten by crows if you’re doing the right thing, than the wrong thing.

          No good deed goes unpunished.

      • http://www.schonwan.com/ Jan Li

        I was think whether EGO refered to the E cigarette

      • Jung

        Non toxic,go green….encourage environment if have time….born to be plant more trees…..no destroy….give and change….take care yrself

  • http://www.victusspiritus.com/ Mark Essel

    Shirt.

    My family will get these shirts for Christmas, yet never understand why.

  • http://theblakefirm.com Austin Business Lawyer

    Love the “You Must Burn” shirt!

  • Anonymous

    Is this your stealth startup, FG? http://eu.techcrunch.com/2011/12/19/eventasaurus-raises-angel-round-for-one-click-events-creator/

  • HackAttacK

    Dude, do ego know you?

  • http://twitter.com/sethlouey Seth Louey

    Where can I get a poster?!

    • FAKE GRIMLOCK

       RIGHT NOW, BY TRAVEL BACK IN TIME, CONTRIBUTE TO KICKSTARTER PROJECT.

      LATER THEM AVAILABLE OTHER WAY.

  • http://twitter.com/JTRO_ JTRO

    YO, TIN-BOT!!! WHY’D YOU BLOCK ME?! AFRAID YOUZ DINO LEGS CAN’T BEAT BEAT?!?! I’M GOING TO 187 THIS MUTHA!!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/jmcolwill Jonathan Michael Colwill

    HAHA I suspect grimlock uses sparse language because:

    “Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more
    violent. It takes a touch of genius — and a lot of courage — to move
    in the opposite direction.” A. Einstein

    GRIMLOCK = 1
    WORLD      = 0

    Even using the word “hubris” in a sentence is irony.

    • FAKE GRIMLOCK

      THAT EINSTEIN KNOW THING OR TWO.

  • jacquichew

    Want to tell you about your NEXT GIANT risk: Nov 2, 400 4 EAT/NOT EAT, 6 min, TEDx, Dinosaur Mask/paper bag & Unlimited BACON w grits, biscuits or any others fixins.

    • FAKE GRIMLOCK

      WHAT THAT MEAN?

  • http://gamersportal.com Sami Rageb

    I’ve been seeing your posts a lot lately and just stopped by to say congrats on your visibility/success.  What you say is pretty insightful but the throwback to Grimlock is just awesome. I wonder how many people ACTUALLY appreciate that you write exactly like Grimlock sounded, let alone realize his character had a large superiority complex.  Keep it up!

    • FAKE GRIMLOCK

      ME, GRIMLOCK, SUBTLE!

    • http://blog.kwiqly.com/ James Ferguson @kWIQly

      You may be in awe – but can any mere mortal actually appreciate what it is to save the universe before breakfast ?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R1m9fjdwjI

    • FAKE GRIMLOCK

      HOW MANY? ALL OF THEM.

      ONES THAT SURVIVE, ANYWAY.

  • http://www.synergyhealthgroup.com/ Dr. Karen J. Krahl, D.C.

    I love how you talk, reading Brad’s book drove me here. I am dying to burn!!

    • FAKE GRIMLOCK

      ME SUGGEST BURN FIRST, DIE LATER.

  • Robert Thuston

    FG, thanks for the posters. You’ve heard this from me before, but this is an incredible original post (to the likes of a Batman Begins – unforgettable and inspiring past words) http://www.feld.com/wp/archives/2011/10/be-on-fire.html.

    • FAKE GRIMLOCK

      ME SAY YOU WELCOME!

    • http://twitter.com/acoyfellow Jordan Coeyman

      Glad I stumbled upon this little gem… Could be one of the greatest things I’ve read in a while!

      • FAKE GRIMLOCK

        IT IS.

        • acoyfellow

          I often still reference it, FG.. The burning hasn’t stopped (no, not down there..)

          • FAKE GRIMLOCK

            IT IMPORTANT TO BURN ALL OVER. OTHERWISE END UP WITH PARTS COLD AND UNCOOKED.

            THAT JUST GROSS.

  • http://www.EGAFutura.com Juan Manuel Garrido

    OMG!

    • FAKE GRIMLOCK

      YES.

      • http://blog.kwiqly.com/ James Ferguson @kWIQly

        Am I the first to appreciate the wit of this retort ?

  • http://www.PuraVidaMultiMedia.com/ CAELAN HUNTRESS

    You are my DINO-HERO.

    • FAKE GRIMLOCK

      HOORAY!

      • Jorjung

        Me too,My DINO-AWESOME….

  • ash

    Ha ha…. this is really interesting!!

    <a href="http://www.specificfeeds.com&quot;

  • http://httpcolonslashslashwww.www.startupjerkfest.com StartUpJerkFest

    How many Decepticons wish they would have pivoted before opening their mvp to you?

    • FAKE GRIMLOCK

      ALL OF THEM.

  • http://blog.kwiqly.com/ James Ferguson @kWIQly

    FG – found myself using the phrase PUNISH PUNY HUMANS again.
    Am worried that I may have ingested excessive bacon and coffee prior to posting about Google DevFest – Any advice please http://blog.kwiqly.com/2012/10/preventing-overtly-flappy-action.html

    PS – IS there such a thing as “excessive bacon” and coffee ?

    • FAKE GRIMLOCK

      IF SUCH THING EXIST, ME NOT FIND IT YET.

  • heyehd
  • Grimlocklove

    I LOVE YOU FAKE GRIMLOCK

  • heyehd

    Post Incubator… First 10,000 users grunt teams – “Guerrilla-Go-To-Market-Squadrons”. The next level of startup community help.

    • FAKE GRIMLOCK

      WHAT THIS MEAN?

  • tim

    hi – are your posters / drawings for sale ? thanks

  • http://www.facebook.com/alex.liddell.39 Alex Liddell

    i musy say i love all your comments,.some made me laugh,i wont comment on anyone of them.cause i i did i might not stop lol

  • Jorjung

    Try AWESOME when you are,LET’S GO..I will try after you..Hehe….

  • จอจุง

    Nice relationship..to be ENCOURAGE..

  • http://gplus.to/brandonpow Brandon Pow

    Heh, this is cute. Keep doing what you do best, Grimlock!

  • Jason Miller

    You see the one where grimlock gets a brain?

    • FAKE GRIMLOCK

      IT FILTHY PROPAGANDA. ME, GRIMLOCK, HAVE ALL BRAIN ME NEED!

      • Jackie Beavans Stewart

        OMG! WHAT YOU DO ALL DAY WHEN EAT ALL STUPID PEOPLE ALL GONE…BRAIN HIT POOP, BLEED OUT?? SUGGEST GO SPEEDY TO D.C.– DO SAME GOOD THING(S) THERE….MAKE ALL AWESOME SO ALL U.S., FRANCE, RUSSIA, ISRAEL, SYRIA (yep!) GO “HOORAY!” P.S. Thanks in advance!…just DO advance!

  • Peter Sleeckx

    U STRAIGHT FORWARD. ME LIKE

  • Afotey Annum

    This website is made of Pure Win™.

    Me likey!

    • FAKE GRIMLOCK

      HOORAY!

      OR ELSE.

      • Kai Jæger Kristoffersen

        grimlok pls dont tretn pplz ur so fukin skery, folo me 4 gloreh. or els

  • http://kizi-3.kizi2.com/ kizi3

    You made some good points there. I did a search on the topic and found most people will agree with your article.

  • JWR

    me with puny business card at #AVC10 tonight. In DC Friday. Buy you a bacon martini?

    • FAKE GRIMLOCK

      ME, GRIMLOCK, NOT CHECK DISQUS AT PARTY, ME NO BREACH ETIQUETTE!

      MAYBE NEXT TIME.

  • Vince Buie

    I don’t know what the hell you are but you’re funny as hell robot.

    • FAKE GRIMLOCK

      OR ELSE!

  • Vince Buie

    Got any sister bots lying around? I could use something that eats stupid and boring people and lives off bacon, coffee and beer. And talks funny.

    • FAKE GRIMLOCK

      NO.

      MOST WONDERFUL THING ABOUT GRIMLOCK IS…. ME, THE ONLY ONE.

  • Steve Bowden

    Dear Fake Grimlock, I often visit NCSE.com, the site of an organization devoted to improving educational standards. Creationists often show up and try to disrupt the website, especially those parts devoted to the study of fossils. Can you help us understand why Creationists exist, and guide us on how to deal with them? Regards.

    • FAKE GRIMLOCK

      SOME HUMANS TOO DUMB FOR SCIENCE.

      ME SUGGEST EAT THEM.

      • Steve Bowden

        I’ll get to work on that right away. I’m thinking ‘giant crock pot’ as creationist meat is probably very tough and stringy.

  • Flash

    Yay! Grimlock is in transformers 4!!