GRIMLOCK AM #LEANSTARTUP

THIS MAYBE SURPRISE, BUT ME, GRIMLOCK, NOT NEARLY AS DUMB AS SEEM. CASE IN POINT AM HOW ENTIRE @FAKEGRIMLOCK PROJECT IS DESIGNED ON LEANSTARTUP METHODOLOGY.

ME START WITH MINIMUM VIABLE PRODUCT, TWITTER ACCOUNT. THIS USED TO PROVE MODEL HAVE LEGS.

NEXT ME ITERATE. SEE WHAT KIND OF POSTS WORK BEST. LESS POLITICS, MORE TECH FOCUS, TRY TO AVOID LENGTHY DISCUSSIONS WITH SEXY EUROPEAN FOLLOWERS (THIS WHY DM INVENTED, USE NEXT TIME PLEASE).

ME NOW ROLLING OUT NEW FEATURES. FACEBOOK FANPAGE SOFT LAUNCH TODAY. ME GOING TO RESKIN BLOG AND MAYBE EXPERIMENT WITH ECOMMERCE. ALL THIS ME DO WHILE STILL WORK AT DAY JOB.

ULTIMATE PLAN TO LEVERAGE FAKEGRIMLOCK INTO KING OF INTERNET, SO ME, GRIMLOCK CAN SPEND DAY BEING AWESOME INSTEAD OF DEALING WITH IDIOT HUMANS THAT NO UNDERSTAND HOW DATABASE WORK.

OR MAYBE GOOGLE COME TO SENSES, OFFER ME $3 MILLION TO WORK FOR THEM.

IN MEANTIME, TAKE 30,000 FOLLOWER CHALLENGE, HELP ME, GRIMLOCK, REALIZE DREAMS OF RULE HUMANS WITH IRON CLAW.

FAKEGRIMLOCK

ME FAKEGRIMLOCK!