ME EMAIL TO KLOUT.COM

DEAR PUNY HUMANS,

ME LOVE WHAT YOU DO WITH KLOUT. EXCEPT PART WHERE IT WILDLY INACCURATE.

ME UNIQUE RETWEETERS, UNIQUE MESSAGES RETWEETED NO CHANGE FOR LONG TIME, DESPITE NEW PEOPLE MAKE NEW RETWEETS. ALSO ME FIND THEM BOTH STUCK AT 100 HIGHLY SUSPECT.

MOST INFLUENTIAL TOPIC = KLOUT ALSO A LITTLE QUESTIONABLE.

ON SECOND PAGE TOTAL RETWEETS 242, UNIQUE MSGS 152, IN CONFLICT WITH FIRST PAGE. @ MENTION COUNT CLEARLY INACCURATE, IT 32, ME HAVE MORE THAN THAT IN PAST FEW DAYS.

ME CAN GO ON AND ON, IT APPEAR YOU HAVE SERIOUS ISSUES WITH LATENCY AND/OR CACHING

PLEASE FIX SO ME CAN LOVE YOU AGAIN.

SINCERELY,

GRIMLOCK

P.S. ME TELL YOU SEND 3X SHIRT FOR HUMAN MINION. YOU SEND 1X SHIRT, IT NO FIT. HIM SAD HUMAN NOW, NO LOOK ATTRACTIVE IN TINY SHIRT.

FAKEGRIMLOCK

ME FAKEGRIMLOCK!