THE 30,000 FOLLOWER CHALLENGE

LISTEN, INTERNET. ME HAVE BOLD PLAN TO RULE YOU WITH IRON CLAW. BUT THIS NO HAPPEN UNTIL ME MOST FOLLOWED ROBOT DINOSAUR IN WORLD.

SO ME LAUNCH INITIATIVE TO INCREASE POWER OF FOLLOWERS 100 TIMES. TRADITIONALLY, THIS INVOLVE RAY, OR MAYBE SWORD OF POWER. BUT ME LOW ON FUNDS, SO INSTEAD USE SOCIAL MEDIA VIRAL STUFF PEOPLE ON BLOGS ALWAYS TALK ABOUT.

IF YOU LOYAL FOLLOWER, AND NO WANT BE EATEN, YOU DO BEST SPREAD WORD. RETWEET STUFF ME SAY WHEN YOU THINK IT FUNNY, MENTION FAKEGRIMLOCK.COM ON BLOGS, MUTTER “FAKEGRIMLOCK AM KING OF ALL” TO SELF ON SUBWAY OR CROWDED ELEVATOR, YOU GET PICTURE.

ALSO, ME UNDERSTAND HUMANS WORK BEST WHEN MOTIVATED WITH MEANINGLESS REWARDS. SO ME WORKING ON THAT. SUGGESTIONS WELCOME.

OKAY, ME OUT OF COFFEE, DRINK LAST BEER, TINY BRAIN OVERHEATED.

FAKEGRIMLOCK

ME FAKEGRIMLOCK!