RULES FOR #NOEATFRIDAY

HERE RULES ME, GRIMLOCK, USE FOR PUT HUMANS ON #NOEAT LIST EACH WEEK:

0. MAIN CRITERIA AM WHETHER GRIMLOCK LIKE YOU. IT HELP IF YOU INTERESTING, NOT STUPID.

1. IF YOU SPREAD WORD OF GRIMLOCK TO MORE PUNY HUMANS, YOU GET ON LIST.

2. IF YOU @FAKEGRIMLOCK THAT WEEK, YOU PROBABLY ON LIST. UNLESS WHAT YOU SAY STUPID, THEN YOU OFF LIST.

3. RETWEET PROBABLY GET YOU ON LIST.

4. IF YOU ALREADY ON PERMANENT #NOEAT LIST, YOU LESS LIKELY TO GET ON WEEKLY LIST. ME ALREADY SHOWER ENOUGH ATTENTION ON FAVORITE HUMANS, NEED TO SPREAD LOVE. LIKE PEANUT BUTTER.

5. IF ME LIKE YOUR PICTURE, YOU HAVE BETTER ODDS. GRIMLOCK HAVE TINY BRAIN, EASILY DISTRACTED BY SHINY THINGS.

THAT AM ALL THE RULES. UNLESS ME THINK STUPID HUMANS TRYING TO GAME SYSTEM. THEN ME CHANGE RULES AND NO TELL YOU. THAT HOW GRIMLOCK ROLL.

(YES, LIST START WITH ZERO. IF YOU DEVELOPER, YOU KNOW THAT NOT MISTAKE)

FAKEGRIMLOCK

ME FAKEGRIMLOCK!