UP ON A GRIMLOCK

ME, GRIMLOCK, WRITE GRIMAS SONG, GOOD FOR SING TO LITTLE CHILDREN SO THEM KNOW GRIMLOCK COMING FOR THEM.

UP ON ROOFTOP SHINGLES CRACK,

SHATTER AS ROBOT ATTACK.

DOWN THROUGH FLOOR WITH LASER EYES

GRIMLOCK HERE NOW YOU DIE.

HO HO HO, YOU BETTER GO.

NO NO NO, YOU BETTER GO-O.

UP ON ROOFTOP THOOM THOOM THOOM,

DOWN COME GRIMLOCK NOW YOU DOOMED.

FIRST COME SNACKING

ON LITTLE NELL.

HER IN STOMACH

FILL IT WELL

GIVE HER CHEWING

AND LAUGH AT CRIES

MOUTH NO OPEN

ONCE HER INSIDE.

HO HO HO, YOU BETTER GO.

NO NO NO, YOU BETTER GO-O.

UP ON ROOFTOP THOOM THOOM THOOM,

DOWN COME GRIMLOCK NOW YOU DOOMED.

NEXT COME STALKING

OF LITTLE WILL

STILL SOME ROOM

FOR HIM TO FILL

FIND HIM HIDING

IN THE BACK,

IT NOT SAVE HIM

FROM BE SNACK.

HO HO HO, YOU BETTER GO.

NO NO NO, YOU BETTER GO-O.

UP ON ROOFTOP THOOM THOOM THOOM,

DOWN COME GRIMLOCK NOW YOU DOOMED.

FAKEGRIMLOCK

ME FAKEGRIMLOCK!