ME, GRIMLOCK, REVIEW @gregpak VISION MACHINE, NO EAT IT

WELCOME TO FIRST OFFICIAL GRIMLOCK REVIEW OF ANYTHING. UNLESS YOU COUNT TIME ME, GRIMLOCK, RANT ABOUT HOW TERRIBLE TRON AM FOR WHOLE WEEK. LUCKY FOR GREG PAK, VISION MACHINE NO TRON. IT NOT EVEN HAVE A LITTLE JEFF BRIDGES IN IT.

HER PRETTY PISSED OFF ABOUT TRON TOO

OVERVIEW:

THIS ISSUE #3 OF VISION MACHINE. IT PRETTY, HAVE LOTS OF WORDS. IT ALSO HAVE BIG IDEA IN IT, MAYBE TOO BIG. IT STORY OF WHAT HAPPEN IF GOOGLE BUILD AUGMENTED REALITY IGLASSES AND THEN IT ALL GO WRONG NEUROMANCER STYLE.

ART:

RB SILVA DRAW GOOD. NOT NEED EVEN ONE OBVIOUS BUTT SHOT, ALMOST NO ONE COVERED IN POUCHES OR HAVE GIANT GUN.

ME ALSO APPRECIATE HOW INKS FIT CLEAN, FUTURY THEME. MAYBE SOME DAY DYM BE FAMOUS ENOUGH FOR AFFORD TO BUY REAL NAME.

JAVA TARTAGLIA KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT COLOR THEORY. VERY DYNAMIC, GOOD BALANCE.

IN FUTURE, ONLY HACKERS USE KINECT

LETTERER:

CHARLES PRITCHETT NOT SPELL ANYTHING WRONG, PUT WORD BALLOONS IN RIGHT PLACES. THAT REAL CHALLENGE, IT NOT EASY FIT ALL THOSE WORDS GREG PAK WRITE ON TINY PAGES.

ME BLAME ORCS. THEM SO DAMN CHATTY.

STORY:

US OPEN WITH OOTON REBELS AT STEAK AND SHAKE, THEN DARTH PHOENIX ATTACK. IT NEVER REALLY CLEAR HOW OR WHY SHE TURN TO DARK SIDE. APPARENTLY SPROUT  KEEP HELM OF OPPOSITE ALIGNMENT IN CLOSET, NEVER KNOW WHEN CHAOTIC EVIL MINION COME IN HANDY.

LIAM NEESON AMA GONNA DIE.

LUCKY FOR OOTONS, GET BUTT KICKED ALL PART OF PLAN. JANE SMACK BUDDY AROUND MORE, DESTROY VIRTUAL WORLDS US SEE FOR ALL OF ONE PAGE IN PREVIOUS ISSUE.

NEXT JANE GREY APPEAR IN MATRIX EVEN WHEN NOT JACKED IN. THAT AT LEAST A 5.7 “WHOA” ON KEANU SCALE, BUT CHARACTERS ACT LIKE IT NO BIG DEAL. IT JUST SET UP FOR… SOMETHING. GRIMLOCK’S TINY BRAIN NOT SURE WHAT HAPPEN NEXT. THEM HACK GIRL THAT NOT REALLY ON INTERNET USING INTERNET. THEN HER GET BACK ON INTERNET AND DELETE INTERNET, EVEN THOUGH HER ALREADY ON INTERNET?

WHATEVER THEM DO, IT PISS OFF HILARY CLINTON ENOUGH HER BLOW UP INTERNET.  THIS LIKE WHEN TWITTER GO DOWN, IF TWITTER ACTUALLY IMPORTANT INSTEAD OF JUST GOOD WAY FOR WASTE TIME. LOTS OF PEOPLE DIE, AND THEN SOMEONE PRESS BUTTON ON DEUS EX MACHINA AND REVEAL WHOLE THING REALLY EPISODE OF TWILIGHT ZONE.

THAT AS KICKED AS ASS GET

FINAL WORDS:

VISION MACHINE GOOD READ, BUT 3 ISSUES NOT ENOUGH FOR 12 ISSUE SIZE IDEA. IT LIKE WHEN EAT CHINESE FOOD, TASTE DELICIOUS, BUT HOUR LATER YOU HUNGRY FOR EAT ANOTHER PERSON FROM CHINA.

GO READ ISSUE 1 AND 2 FREE ON http://pakbuzz.com/

FAKEGRIMLOCK

ME FAKEGRIMLOCK!