ME REVIEW ASTONISHING X-MEN 44 FOR @GREGPAK

ME, GRIMLOCK, LOVE COMICS. ESPECIALLY ONES BY GREG PAK. OR WITH SQUIRREL GIRL. PUNY ASTONISHING X-MEN NOT HAVE SQUIRREL GIRL, BUT IS WRITE BY GREG PAK, SO IT OKAY FOR READ.

ME TELL YOU WHAT ME THINK. THAT WAY YOU NOT NEED TO.

FOR THIS ONE, ME USE COMIXOLOGY. IT WORK OK, BUT NOT AS GOOD AS PAPER COMIC, EVEN THOUGH COST SAME AMOUNT.

COVER:

CYCLOPS KISSING STORM. OR MAYBE IT JUDO HOLD. ME PRETTY SURE HER ARM OR NECK ABOUT TO BREAK. MAYBE MIKE MCKONE TOO BUSY DRAW COMICS IN BASEMENT, NOT KNOW HOW KISSING WORK. ME, GRIMLOCK, TAKE HIM OUT FOR BEER SOME TIME, INTRODUCE HIM TO WOMEN.

IT PRETTY GOOD COVER. CLEARLY CONVEY THIS GOING TO BE ALL-HOOKUP ISSUE OF X-MEN.

INSIDE PART:

INSIDE KIND OF DISAPPOINTING. FIRST THIRD JUST EVERYONE SAY CYCLOPS AWESOME. THAT MAKE SENSE. ME PRETTY SURE ME READ IN OLD OFFICIAL GUIDE TO MARVEL UNIVERSE CYCLOPS EYEBEAMS POWERED BY EGO. PEP TALK IMPORTANT PART OF DAILY TRAINING.

THERE DRAMATIC PART WHERE HIM DESTROY LOCKERS WITH EYE BEAMS. SEE? BOOST EGO TOO MUCH, HIM HAVE TO LET OUT “I AM AWESOME” ENERGY BEFORE HIM OVERLOAD, BECOME REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT.

NEXT EVERYONE RUNNING AROUND. MUST BE BIG CROSS OVER. SKY GO FUNNY LIKE CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS, AND THAT GUY FROM PLANETARY SAYS LOTS OF BIG WORDS.

NEVERMIND. IT JUST STORM. THIS PART OF COMIC WHERE MCKONE GET TIRED OF DRAW SQUARE PANELS. CYCLOPS AND STORM FIGHT. IT MARVEL, SO NO ONE SURPRISED.

THINGS GET BORING, SO GREG PAK ROLL ON RANDOM ENCOUNTER TABLE, GET SENTINELS. THEM PRETTY MUCH ORCS IN X-MEN UNIVERSE.

FINALLY, US GET TO KISSING.

ONLY PROBLEM IS EVERYONE, INCLUDING SCOTT, KNOW SOMETHING NOT RIGHT. HIM OBVIOUSLY NOT ABOUT TO EXCHANGE MUTANT DNA WITH STORM, BECAUSE NOT EVEN ONE CAST MEMBER OF X-MEN RECENTLY REVEALED TO BE THEIR DESCENDANT FROM DYSTOPIAN ALTERNATE FUTURE. IT ALL JEAN GREY’S FAULT. DAYS OF FUTURE PAST IS WORST STD EVER.

ME NOT REVEAL BIG TWIST AT END, EXCEPT THAT IT INVOLVE MUSTACHE AND EVIL VILLAIN THAT SHOP FOR COSTUME AT DISCOUNT STORM TROOPER EMPORIUM.

CONCLUSION:

IT GOOD. PAK WRITE GOOD WORDS, MCKONE DRAW GOOD PICTURES. NO INKER, THAT WORK OK, EVEN THOUGH IT MEAN MCKONE X2. RACHELLE ROSENBERG DO GOOD COLOR. IT SUBTLE, CONVEY MOOD GOOD, CAPTURE LIGHTING WITHOUT LOOK TOO MUCH LIKE PHOTOSHOP. ME ESPECIALLY LIKE WAY EACH PANEL HAVE OWN COLOR SCHEME THAT FIT INTO DESIGN OF WHOLE PAGE. CORY PETIT SLACK OFF LITTLE BIT ON LETTERS. THAT “SKRRAAKOOOOOM” REALLY NEED MORE THAN STANDARD FONT IN STRAIGHT LINE. ALSO, USE “SKKKRRRRAKKK” FOR BLACKBIRD FLYING SOUND AND CYCLOPS EYEBEAM SOUND. THAT LAZY!

IF LOOK FOR GOOD PLACE START TO BLOW MONEY ON X-MEN COMIC BOOKS, THIS PRETTY GOOD ONE. JUST BE READY FOR NEXT ISSUE SOMEONE MAKE TOAST AND IT GO “SKKKRRRRAAAAK!”.

FAKEGRIMLOCK

ME FAKEGRIMLOCK!