THIS XMAS ZOMBIE SONG

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ME, GRIMLOCK, MAKE HAPPY HOLIDAY SONG FOR ALL HUMANS. IT HAVE HORRIBLE UNDEAD ZOMBIE DEVOURING INNOCENT FLESH, JUST RIGHT THING FOR CHEER YOU UP!

SING TO TUNE OF STUPID SONG ABOUT SNOWMAN THAT COME TO LIFE AND NOT MURDER ANYONE.

SLACKER.

 

ZOMBIE THE UNDEAD,
WAS A MONSTER WITH NO SOUL,
WITH A TORN WINDPIPE AND A ROTTEN NOSE
AND ONE EYE WAS JUST A HOLE.

ZOMBIE THE UNDEAD,
WAS A LIVING CORPSE THEY SAY,
HE WAS MADE OF MEAT BUT WAS ON HIS FEET
WHEN HE CAME TO LIFE ONE DAY

THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOME MAGIC IN
THAT VIRUS THAT GOT OUT
FOR WHEN IT MADE SOME MORONS DEAD
THEY BEGAN TO LURCH ABOUT!

O, ZOMBIE THE UNDEAD
WAS DEAD AS HE COULD BE
AND THE CHILDREN SAY
HE COULD KILL AND SLAY
AND DEVOUR YOU AND ME.

STUMBLELY STUMP STUMP,
STUMBLELY STUMP STUMP,
LOOK AT ZOMBIE GO.

BITINGLY BITE BITE,
BITINGLY BITE BITE,
NOW YOU’RE DEAD OH NO!

ZOMBIE THE UNDEAD
KNEW THAT GUNS WOULD WRECK HIS DAY
SO HE SAID “TRY TO RUN AND
I’LL KILL EVERYONE
NOW BEFORE I’M BLOWN AWAY.”

DOWN TO THE VILLAGE
CHEWING ON A SEVERED HAND
RUNNING HERE AND THERE
ALL AROUND THE SQUARE
CATCHING EVERY HUMAN THAT HE CAN.

HE CHASED THEM DOWN THE STREETS OF TOWN
RIGHT TO THE AMMO DUMP
AND HE NEVER PAUSED A MOMENT WHEN
AROUND TWENTY ROUNDS WERE PUMPED!

FOR ZOMBIE THE UNDEAD
WAS IN THE BULLETS’ WAY
BUT WITH A RED GLEAM IN EYE
HE SAID “DON’T YOU CRY”
“A SEQUEL IS ON THE WAY!”

STUMBLELY STUMP STUMP
STUMBLEY STUMP STUMP,
ZOMBIES RISE AGAIN.

BITINGLY BITE BITE,
BITINGLY BITE BITE,
THAT’S WHY HUMANS NEVER WIN!

FAKEGRIMLOCK

ME FAKEGRIMLOCK!