TRANSMUTE NORM TO NERD

STARTUP WORLD STARTED UP BY NERDS.

JUMP SHARK. FULL OF HIPSTERS NOW.

SHOOT HIPSTER STILL ILLEGAL IN MOST STATES, UNTIL GOVERNMENT FIX LAW BEST SOLUTION IS MAKE MORE NERDS.

OLD FASHIONED WAY REQUIRE NERDS ACTUALLY HAVE SEX, TAKE DECADES, LOW SUCCESS RATE. USE FASTER METHOD OF INFECT WITH NERD VIRUS. LIKE ZOMBIES, BUT LESS SMELLY, SLIGHTLY BETTER AT CONVERSATION.

THIS BEST 3 GATEWAY DRUGS FOR TURN NORMAL FRIEND INTO AWESOME NERD.

NO SHIRT AND CAPE, OR BIKINI AND GUN PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE WARDROBE CHOICE

ANIME: GURREN LAGANN

THIS IS MOST EPIC ANIME EVER MADE. IT HAVE GIANT ROBOTS POWERED BY AWESOME. THAT NOT METAPHOR. THAT ACTUAL POWER SOURCE OF ROBOTS.

IT HAVE SCENES LIKE GIANT ROBOT RUN UP MOUNTAIN TO DROP-KICK SPACESHIP OUT OF SKY, AND GIANT ROBOT PUNCHING OTHER GIANT ROBOT HARD ENOUGH IT PUNCHED OUT OF THE UNIVERSE. THAT IMPRESS EVEN GRIMLOCK.

IT ALSO HAVE GOOD PLOT AND BACKSTORY, EVEN IF HARD TO NOTICE WITH ALL THAT AWESOME PUNCHING YOU IN FACE.

NO ONE WATCH GURREN LAGANN AND NOT WANT TO SEE MORE ANIME.

WATCH ON HULU, YOUTUBE, NETFLIX

 

YES, ELF IS CLASS. IT THAT OLD SCHOOL.

RPG: OLD SCHOOL HACK

REAL RPG NOT THING DO ON NINTENDO, DO WITH PAPER, DICE, LOTS OF BEER. NOTHING NERD SOMEONE UP LIKE PRETEND TO BE ELF WHILE SATISFY PRIMAL URGE TO KILL RANDOM STRANGERS IN SOMEONE’S BASEMENT AND STEAL LOOSE CHANGE FROM BODIES. IT LAW OF NATURE.

BEST KIND OF REAL RPG LIKE STARTUP: OPEN SOURCE, ITERATED, HAVE NICE UX.

THAT OLD SCHOOL HACK. IT EVERYTHING GREAT ABOUT PLAY D&D WHEN YOU 10, BUT WITH AWESOME MODERN INNOVATION, LIKE RULES THAT MAKE SENSE AND EASY TO UNDERSTAND.

IT FREE DOWNLOAD, PDF EVEN COME WITH CARDS TO CUT OUT FOR STUPID NEW PLAYERS THAT NOT UNDERSTAND INSTRUCTIONS LIKE “ROLL D20”.

IF PADAWAN NERDS NOT INTO SWORDS, THEM HAVE SERIOUS MENTAL ISSUES. BUT IT OKAY TO TRY LADY BLACKBIRD INSTEAD. IT SPACE PIRATES.

 

THIS BOOK PUNCH YOU IN FACE. THEN HAVE SEX WITH YOUR MOM BEFORE BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.

BOOK: THE BLADE ITSELF

THIS LORD OF THE RINGS IF DIRECTED BY QUENTIN TARANTINO RATED NC-17. HERO MAKE WOLVERINE LOOK LIKE KINDERGARTEN TEACHER ON PROZAC, WIZARD KNIFE GANDALF IN BACK ALLEY 200 YEARS AGO FOR HIS SHOES, AND AT LEAST ONE CHARACTER GET KILLED, IT PISS THEM OFF ENOUGH THEM GET BACK UP AND DECIDE TO MURDER ENTIRE NATION FOR REVENGE.

THIS KIND OF BOOK MAKE YOU REALIZE EVERYTHING YOU EVER CALL “BADASS” BEFORE REALLY JUST “SLIGHTLY MORE VICIOUS THAN PUPPIES”.

IT NOT AVAILABLE FOR FREE, GO BUY ON AMAZON OR SOMETHING.

 

THAT IT! IF HIT FRIENDS WILL ALL THREE, THEM NOT IMMEDIATELY STAR QUOTING DR. WHO, THEM PROBABLY CYLONS. GET AWAY FROM THEM FAST AS CAN, UNLESS THEM THE HOT CYLONS. THEN HAVE HOT CYLON SEX BEFORE GET AWAY.

FAKEGRIMLOCK

ME FAKEGRIMLOCK!