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FAKEGRIMLOCK BOOK DONOR LEVELS

NOW EVERYONE IN PART OF INTERNET THAT MATTER KNOW ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, SOON START KICKSTARTER TO MAKE NEW BOOK. IF YOU NOT ONE OF THEM, SIGN UP HERE FOR GET EMAIL WHEN IT TIME TO BE AWESOME.

ME LIKE GET FEEDBACK. SO ME LIST DONOR LEVELS BELOW. YOU LOOK, DECIDE WHICH ONE YOU WANT, TELL ME WHAT THINK.

OR ELSE!

(IF MISS POST WITH STRETCH GOALS, CLICK THESE WORDS. THEM LINK TO IT.)

*ME DELIVER ALL BADGE GRAPHICS AS HI RES OR VECTOR. OR BOTH.


$1 OR MORE
LEVEL 0 SUPPORTER
YOU GET DIGITAL COPY OF BOOK, AND ANY BONUS ITEMS. BUT NO PHYSICAL COPY OF ANYTHING. YOU INCLUDED IN DONOR LIST AT END OF BOOK, GET SPECIAL DONOR BADGE GRAPHIC WITH OWN NAME TO PUT ON WEBSITE.

$30
LEVEL 1 SUPPORTER
YOU GET COPY OF BOOK, IN ACTUAL HANDS, CAN READ WITH PUNY HUMAN EYES! ALSO GET ANY BONUS ITEMS REACHED. YOU INCLUDED IN DONOR LIST AT END OF BOOK, GET DONOR BADGE GRAPHIC WITH NAME.

$50
LEVEL 2 SUPPORTER
YOU GET ONE COPY OF BOOK, SIGNED BY ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK! ALSO GET ANY BONUS ITEMS REACHED. ME PROBABLY NOT SIGN THE EXTRA THINGS. YOU INCLUDED IN DONOR LIST AT END OF BOOK, GET DONOR BADGE GRAPHIC WITH NAME.

$75
LEVEL 3 SUPPORTER
YOU GET ONE COPY OF BOOK, SIGNED BY ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, AND COLOR MICROPOSTER PACK WITH 4 SMALL COLOR POSTERS! ALSO GET ANY BONUS ITEMS REACHED. ME PROBABLY NOT SIGN THE EXTRA THINGS. YOU INCLUDED IN DONOR LIST AT END OF BOOK, GET DONOR BADGE GRAPHIC WITH NAME.

$100
LEVEL 4 SUPPORTER
YOU GET ONE COPY OF BOOK, SIGNED BY ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, AND COLOR MICROPOSTER MEGAPACK WITH 12 SMALL COLOR POSTERS! ALSO GET ANY BONUS ITEMS REACHED. ME PROBABLY NOT SIGN THE EXTRA THINGS. YOU INCLUDED IN DONOR LIST AT END OF BOOK, GET DONOR BADGE GRAPHIC WITH NAME.

$150
ADVENTURING PARTY
YOU GET 4 COPIES OF BOOK. ALL SIGNED. SHARE WITH FRIENDS, OR SAVE EXTRA 3 AS BACKUP IN CASE SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPEN TO FIRST ONE. ALSO GET 1 SET OF ANY BONUS ITEMS REACHED. YOU INCLUDED IN DONOR LIST AT END OF BOOK, GET DONOR BADGE GRAPHIC WITH NAME.

$200
LEVEL 4 ADVENTURING PARTY
YOU GET 4 COPIES OF BOOK. ALL SIGNED. SHARE WITH FRIENDS, OR SAVE EXTRA 3 AS BACKUP IN CASE SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPEN TO FIRST ONE. ALSO GET 1 SET OF ANY BONUS ITEMS REACHED, AND COLOR MICROPOSTER MEGAPACK. YOU INCLUDED IN DONOR LIST AT END OF BOOK, GET DONOR BADGE GRAPHIC WITH NAME.

$300
UPGRADE OFFICE TO AWESOME
YOU GET 10 COPIES OF BOOK, ALL SIGNED. SHARE WITH WHOLE PUNY OFFICE, PRODUCTIVITY GO UP 100X. ALSO GET 1 SET OF BONUS ITEMS. YOU INCLUDED IN DONOR LIST AT END OF BOOK, WITH URL TO WEBSITE. ALSO GET DONOR BADGE GRAPHIC WITH NAME.

$350
UPGRADE OFFICE TO EVEN MORE AWESOME
YOU GET 10 COPIES OF BOOK, ALL SIGNED. SHARE WITH WHOLE PUNY OFFICE, PRODUCTIVITY GO UP 10X. ALSO GET 1 SET OF BONUS ITEMS, TWO MICROPOSTER MEGAPACKS. YOU INCLUDED IN DONOR LIST AT END OF BOOK, WITH URL TO WEBSITE. ALSO GET DONOR BADGE GRAPHIC WITH NAME.

$500 (6)
ADVENTURER LEVEL SUPPORTER
ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, DRAW ORIGINAL PICTURE ON ANY SUBJECT FOR YOU, RELEASE AS CREATIVE COMMONS. YOU CAN PUT ON WEBSITE, COMPANY MARKETING, WHATEVER YOU WANT. YOU GET ORIGINAL ART TOO, ON NICE PAPER. PLUS 4 COPIES OF BOOK, SIGNED, AND 1 SET OF BONUS ITEMS PLUS MICROPOSTER MEGAPACK. YOU INCLUDED IN SPECIAL SECTION OF DONOR LIST AT END OF BOOK, WITH LITTLE DRAWING ME MAKE OF YOU, AND URL TO WEBSITE. ALSO GET ADVENTURER LEVEL DONOR BADGE GRAPHIC WITH NAME.

$1000 (1)
HEROIC LEVEL SUPPORTER 1
ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, DRAW ORIGINAL PICTURE OF YOU AND ME DO SOMETHING AWESOME, PUT IT IN THE BOOK, AND WRITE ONE PAGE OF WORDS NEXT TO IT, INCLUDE URL IF WANT. ME ALSO SEND YOU 10 COPIES OF BOOK, SIGNED, FOR GIVE TO LOYAL MINIONS, PLUS 1 SET OF BONUS ITEMS, 1 MICROPOSTER MEGAPACK. ALSO GET HEROIC LEVEL DONOR BADGE GRAPHIC WITH NAME.

$2000 (1)
HEROIC LEVEL SUPPORTER 2
SAME AS HEROIC LEVEL SUPPORTER 1, BUT YOU NOT AS FAST WITH CLICK DONATE BUTTON.

$3000 (1)
HEROIC LEVEL SUPPORTER 3
SAME AS HEROIC LEVEL SUPPORTER 2, BUT EVEN LESS FAST.

$5000 (3)
EPIC LEVEL SUPPORTER
ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, DRAW ORIGINAL PICTURE OF YOU AND ME DO SOMETHING AWESOME, PUT IT IN THE BOOK, AND WRITE ONE PAGE OF WORDS NEXT TO IT, INCLUDE URL IF WANT. PICTURE ALSO BECOME MINI POSTER, SEND ONE COPY TO EACH PERSON THAT DONATE. ME ALSO SEND YOU ORIGINAL ART OF DRAWING, ON NICE 11 X 17 PAPER. PLUS YOU GET 10 COPIES OF BOOK, SIGNED, SO YOU CAN SHOW OFF PAGE WITH YOU IN IT TO ALL FRIENDS, AND 1 SET BONUS ITEMS, 1 MICROPOSTER MEGAPACK. ALSO GET EPIC LEVEL DONOR BADGE GRAPHIC WITH NAME.

$10,000 (1)
LEGENDARY LEVEL SUPPORTER
ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, VISIT YOU FOR ONE DAY, PROBABLY FRIDAY. GIVE WHATEVER ADVICE WANT. OR DM ONE SESSION OF RPG. ME DO IN HUMANMODE, NO PHOTOS ALLOWED. ME SEND YOU 10 COPIES OF BOOK, WILL SIGN ALL OF THEM ON-SITE. ALSO SEND 10 COPIES OF OTHER BONUS ITEMS, 10 MICROPOSTER MEGAPACKS, AND DRAW ORIGINAL PICTURE FOR PUT IN BOOK, AND TURN INTO MINIPOSTER, SAME AS EPIC LEVEL SUPPORTER. PLUS LEGENDARY LEVEL DONOR BADGE GRAPHIC WITH NAME.

UPDATE: ME JUST FIND OUT KICKSTARTER NOT ALLOW DONATION OVER $10,000, HAVE TO ERASE ALL LEVELS BELOW. BUT ME LEAVE IN POST SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT NOT GOING TO HAPPEN NOW,

IF ANYONE WANT TO SEND MONEY DIRECTLY, US WORK SOMETHING OUT


$20,000 (1)
GODLIKE LEVEL SUPPORTER
ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, ARRIVE THURSDAY NIGHT, SPEND FRIDAY, SATURDAY, HALF OF SUNDAY WITH YOU IN HUMANMODE. HOW YOU SURVIVE THAT MUCH AWESOMENESS UP TO YOU. ME SEND 10 COPIES OF BOOK, 10 SETS OF BONUS ITEMS, 10 MICROPOSTER MEGAPACKS, WILL SIGN ALL BOOKS ON-SITE. ALSO DRAW ORIGINAL PICTURE, PUT IN BOOK, MAKE MINIPOSTER, SAME AS EPIC LEVEL SUPPORTER. PLUS GODLIKE LEVEL DONOR BADGE GRAPHIC WITH NAME.


$50,000 (1)
SOCIAL MEDIA OMEGAGOD LEVEL SUPPORTER
THIS SOME SERIOUS STUFF. YOU GET FULL SOCIAL MEDIA CONSULTATION AND MAKEOVER FROM ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK. ME DIG DEEP INTO HOW YOU DO EVERYTHING YOU DOING, MAKE NEW SOCIAL MEDIA PLAN FOR YOU, TEACH YOU TO EXECUTE IT. THIS TRANSFORM ANYONE INTO UNSTOPPABLE FORCE OF AWESOME ON INTERNET. IT COME WITH 1 HUMANMODE WEEKEND IN PERSON, UP TO TWO WEEKS OF FULL ATTENTION FROM GRIMCAVE. INCLUDES DRAW PICTURE IN BOOK, MAKE MINIPOSTER, SAME AS EPIC LEVEL. PLUS 10 BOOKS ME SIGN, 10 SETS OF BONUS ITEMS, 10 MICROPOSTER MEGAPACKS. IT ALSO COME WITH OMEGAGOD DONOR BADGE GRAPHIC WITH NAME.


$100,000 (1)
THE LEVEL THAT NOT BE NAMED
IF ANYONE DO THIS, US NEGOTIATE.


NO MISS OUT. THIS BE MOST EPIC EVENT ON INTERNET SINCE HTML1 INVENTED. SIGN UP NOW.

  • Jonny Schnittger

    Oh well! guess I can tear up that check for 100k… Great goals though, looking forward to seeing you break kickstarter records :)

  • http://www.microsoft.com/bizspark Douglas Crets

    But I was already to sign for a three day camping trip with Fake Grimlock.

    • FAKE GRIMLOCK

      BUY THE $10,000 ONE THREE TIMES.

  • http://twitter.com/SolaJaume Jaume Sola

    For such a reasonable price I’ll be level 0 supporter. Preferably free of DRM annoyances.

    • FAKE GRIMLOCK

      EVERYTHING ME, GRIMLOCK, DO CREATIVE COMMONS.

  • http://hirethoughts.blogspot.com/ Donna Brewington White

    I’m ready, so deliver. ;)

    • FAKE GRIMLOCK

      SOON.

  • http://lauriekalmanson.blogspot.com/ laurie kalmanson

    #becauseawesome

  • http://www.fri-v.com/ Friv

    SOON!!