ABOUT

ME, GRIMLOCK, AM GIANT ROBOT DINOSAUR. HAVE NO RELATION TO OTHER PUBLISHED CHARACTERS, SO LAWYERS CAN BACK THE HELL OFF RIGHT NOW.

ME ON ONE-DINO MISSION TO DESTROY SUCK ON INTERNET, REPLACE WITH AWESOME!

THIS MOSTLY INVOLVE PUNCH STARTUPS IN FACE WITH TRUTH UNTIL FAIL BEATEN OUT OF THEM. GET AHEAD OF GAME, PUNCH SELF NOW!

  • http://twitter.com/ShowKiller92 Philip King

    so glad you have a site! I love Fake Grimlock and am always looking for your comments on techcrunch.

  • http://www.accountingtutor.org/ Accounting

    Nice job! Please keep at it Grimlock!

  • http://managerlabs.com Ldayharrison

    I like Grimlock and enjoy all of your robot messages!

  • Liz

    I think I have a crush on you, Grimmy!

    • FAKE GRIMLOCK

      HOORAY!

      • Paula Reverbel

        me too

        • FAKE GRIMLOCK

          ME, GRIMLOCK, SAY GET ON TWITTER, APPLY FOR MEMBERSHIP AS GIRLLOCK, EVENTUALLY UPGRADE TO BACONINJA.

  • http://www.totaltab.com Nick Reuter

    Found via aVC. Friggen hilarious. Kudos & keep blowing it out!

  • http://twitter.com/onehundredjobs Aimee Davison

    I AM BUILDING GIANT ROBOT VAGINA IN YOUR HONOUR. V/

    • FAKE GRIMLOCK

      UH… CONGRATULATIONS?

  • http://www.victusspiritus.com/ Mark Essel

    Nice site overhaul, will dig through asap!

  • AntZ56

    You made me thinking of the brownian motion, an example of chaos, its violence at microscopic level. How can it be related to biological life? I wonder if I might be able to H, my apology if offensive.

  • http://campey.blogspot.com/ David Campey

    Burning now. Thank you!

  • http://twitter.com/winatriptospace I Dream of Space

    Seriously though. You should email us at questions@idreamofspace so we can enter you into the Space-Draw thing.

  • NSM7

    Thanks for bringing your AWESOME to TEDxPeachtree!

    • FAKE GRIMLOCK

      YOU WELCOME. OR ELSE!

  • BEEBLEBROX

    DEAR GRIMLOCK SAN, HAVE AWESOME PROJECT – NEED YOUR HELP….INVOLVES ALCOHOL… INTERESTED?

    • FAKE GRIMLOCK

      MAYBE. MORE DETAILS USEFUL.