FAKEGRIMLOCK

ME FAKEGRIMLOCK!

ALL THE #CODEMUSIC

UPDATE: ME NOW MAINTAIN YOUTUBE #CODEMUSIC PLAYLIST. USE IT BETTER. THIS LIST OF ALL #CODEMUSIC ME LINK TO. BECAUSE PUNY TWITTER SEARCH NO GO BACK FAR ENOUGH. WHEN WRITE CODE, YOU LISTEN. MAKE CODE 3000% MORE AWESOME. EISENFUNK (PONG) T3RR0R 3RR0R (DOMINATION) GRENDEL(ZOMBIENATION) SAM(MINDFUCK) PARADOXIE(INTOXICATION) IMPERATIVE REACTION (MINUS ALL) INCUBITE …

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TECHCRUNCH CRYING BABY

HURR HURR. TECHCRUNCH DELETE GRIMLOCK’S COMMENTS WHEN HIM POINT OUT THEM SPAM INTERNET FOR MAKE MONEY ON SARAH LACY NEW BOOK. POOR TECHCRUNCH. ME POINT OUT THEM PETTY SCHEME, THEM DELETE EVIDENCE SO ME NO RUIN BIG PAYDAY FOR THEM. IT SAD WHEN HUMANS THAT ONCE REPORT NEWS FOR GOOD …

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NIGHT BEFORE GRISMAS RECAP

IF YOU MISS FIRST TIME, BELOW ME, GRIMLOCK, POST ENTIRE SET OF TWEETS FROM ORIGINAL NIGHT BEFORE GRISMAS. ALSO INCLUDE FREE BONUS DRAWING BY ME, GRIMLOCK. TWAS NIGHT BEFORE GRIMAS, AND ROBOT HQ, WAS QUIET BECAUSE SCREENS WERE ALL BLUE. TELETRAN ONE HAD AN INTERNAL ERROR, SO WHEELJACK MADE CALLS, …

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UP ON A GRIMLOCK

ME, GRIMLOCK, WRITE GRIMAS SONG, GOOD FOR SING TO LITTLE CHILDREN SO THEM KNOW GRIMLOCK COMING FOR THEM. UP ON ROOFTOP SHINGLES CRACK, SHATTER AS ROBOT ATTACK. DOWN THROUGH FLOOR WITH LASER EYES GRIMLOCK HERE NOW YOU DIE. HO HO HO, YOU BETTER GO. NO NO NO, YOU BETTER GO-O. …

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RULES FOR #NOEATFRIDAY

HERE RULES ME, GRIMLOCK, USE FOR PUT HUMANS ON #NOEAT LIST EACH WEEK: 0. MAIN CRITERIA AM WHETHER GRIMLOCK LIKE YOU. IT HELP IF YOU INTERESTING, NOT STUPID. 1. IF YOU SPREAD WORD OF GRIMLOCK TO MORE PUNY HUMANS, YOU GET ON LIST. 2. IF YOU @FAKEGRIMLOCK THAT WEEK, YOU …

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GRIMLOCK AM #LEANSTARTUP

THIS MAYBE SURPRISE, BUT ME, GRIMLOCK, NOT NEARLY AS DUMB AS SEEM. CASE IN POINT AM HOW ENTIRE @FAKEGRIMLOCK PROJECT IS DESIGNED ON LEANSTARTUP METHODOLOGY. ME START WITH MINIMUM VIABLE PRODUCT, TWITTER ACCOUNT. THIS USED TO PROVE MODEL HAVE LEGS. NEXT ME ITERATE. SEE WHAT KIND OF POSTS WORK BEST. …

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ME EMAIL TO KLOUT.COM

DEAR PUNY HUMANS, ME LOVE WHAT YOU DO WITH KLOUT. EXCEPT PART WHERE IT WILDLY INACCURATE. ME UNIQUE RETWEETERS, UNIQUE MESSAGES RETWEETED NO CHANGE FOR LONG TIME, DESPITE NEW PEOPLE MAKE NEW RETWEETS. ALSO ME FIND THEM BOTH STUCK AT 100 HIGHLY SUSPECT. MOST INFLUENTIAL TOPIC = KLOUT ALSO A …

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