ALL THE FAKEGRIMLOCK

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ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, COMPILE LIST OF ALL THE AWESOME THINGS ON INTERNET ABOUT ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK. PRODUCTS HOW TO STARTUP YOU WANT STARTUP RIGHT? THIS $3 MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION TO “HOW TO STARTUP” EBOOK. EVERY MONTH IT UPDATED WITH MORE AND DIFFERENT THINGS, ALL PAGES HIGH QUALITY VECTOR SO YOU CAN PRINT OUT AS POSTERS TO HANG IN …

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SECRET LAWS OF STARTUPS (PART 1 – BUILD RIGHT THING)

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(ME REPOST THIS HERE, BECAUSE ORIGINAL NOT ON INTERNET ANY MORE)   ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, SAY CONGRATULATIONS! YOU STARTUP! YOU NOW 3000% MORE AWESOME THAN REGULAR PUNY HUMAN! YOU PROBABLY FAIL. ME WANT YOU FAIL LESS. SO MUCH LESS YOU WIN! HOW? IT SIMPLE. NO BREAK LAWS. SECRET LAWS OF STARTUPS. THIS LAW 1: BE SHOES! …

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GRIMVIDEOS!

YOU WANT KNOW MORE ABOUT ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK? HERE YOUTUBE PLAYLIST OF ALL VIDEOS WITH WORLD GREATEST GIANT ROBOT STARTUP DINOSAUR. IT INCLUDE ANIMATED VERSION OF MINIMUM VIABLE PERSONALITY STORY. AND LIVE VERSION OF ME GIVE “BE NO ONE” SPEECH AT TEDX. ME INTERVIEW SEMI-FAMOUS DAVID COHEN AT SXSW. AND GET FUNDED!… (STILL WAITING FOR CHECK) …

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WIN ONE THING BIG

YOU A STARTUP. THAT MEAN YOU NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING. ESPECIALLY RUN BUSINESS. THAT MEAN YOU GOING TO FAIL AT ALMOST EVERYTHING. HOW TO FIX? NOT BY WIN AT EVERYTHING. IT TOO HARD, YOU NOT KNOW HOW. INSTEAD, PICK ONE THING TO WIN AT. ONE THING SO BIG FAIL AT EVERYTHING ELSE NOT MATTER. …

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FAKEGRIMLOCK’S LAW OF FUTURE ADOPTION

EVERYONE WANT TO KNOW, WILL THING X BECOME WAVE OF FUTURE, OR BIG DUD? IT EASY TO FIGURE OUT. JUST FOLLOW FAKEGRIMLOCK LAW OF FUTURE ADOPTION. VALUE OF OLD = A VALUE OF NEW * RELATIVE EASE OF USE = B IF A < B, B = FUTURE EARLY INTERNET GOOD EXAMPLE. IT MORE USEFUL …

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FAKEGRIMLOCK BOOK DONOR LEVELS

NOW EVERYONE IN PART OF INTERNET THAT MATTER KNOW ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, SOON START KICKSTARTER TO MAKE NEW BOOK. IF YOU NOT ONE OF THEM, SIGN UP HERE FOR GET EMAIL WHEN IT TIME TO BE AWESOME. ME LIKE GET FEEDBACK. SO ME LIST DONOR LEVELS BELOW. YOU LOOK, DECIDE WHICH ONE YOU WANT, TELL ME …

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FAKEGRIMLOCK BOOK STRETCH GOALS

ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, GREATEST ROBOT STARTUP DINOSAUR IN UNIVERSE, LAUNCH KICKSTARTER FOR NEW BOOK SOON. IT FULL OF EVERYTHING ME WRITE, DRAW. SOME NO ONE EVER SEE BEFORE. BELOW GOALS FOR KICKSTARTER. SOME OF THEM AUDACIOUS. ME REVEAL FOR FEEDBACK. YOU GIVE FEEDBACK, OR ELSE! UPDATE: NEW POST UP WITH DONOR LEVELS. CLICK TO SEE. $10,000 …

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ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK: FIRST BOOK OF AWESOME

ME, GRIMLOCK, GETTING CLOSE TO COMPLETION OF FIRST MASTER PLAN. IT BOOK. BOOK HAVE THINGS ME WRITE, DRAW. SOME, YOU MAYBE ALREADY SEE. OTHERS, NO ONE SEE BEFORE. IT HAVE ALL INSTRUCTIONS ME WRITE FOR HOW BE AWESOME. IT IMPORTANT TO BUY. MAKE LIFE 3000% BETTER. WHEN IT DONE, IT GO ONE KICKSTARTER. ME LEARN …

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FAKEGRIMLOCK HEADS

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UPDATE: MORE HEADS! ME, GRIMLOCK, NOT HOG ALL THE FUN. SO HERE 6 FREE GRIMLOCK HEAD GRAPHICS FOR YOU PUT ON ANY PHOTO YOU WANT, MAKE 3000% MORE AWESOME. THEM EASY TO USE. HERE EXAMPLES:   MAKE OWN, TWEET, ME RETWEET BEST ONES.

EVERYONE GRIMLOCK WRITING

ME, GRIMLOCK, MAKING AWESOME FOR BOOK. BECAUSE THAT ONLY THING ME KNOW HOW TO MAKE.

ME, GRIMLOCK, ALL OVER INTERNET LATELY. HERE LINKS IN CASE YOU PUNY HUMAN MISS THEM, NO WANT TO LIVE REST OF LIFE IN HORRIBLE IGNORANCE. LEGENDARY ERIC REIS ANNOUNCE ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, ILLUSTRATING LEAN ENTREPRENEUR BOOK. AFTER THAT HIM FLY BACK INTO CLOUDS TO BATTLE SPACE GODS. TECH.LI WRITER KATE HOUGH WRITE ABOUT WHY ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, …

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