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ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, COMPILE LIST OF ALL THE AWESOME THINGS ON INTERNET ABOUT ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK.

PRODUCTS

PHOTO BY @GEEKUBED
BOOKS AND POSTERS
IF YOU MISS OUT ON KICKSTARTER FOR BOOK OF AWESOME, PDF AVAILABLE ON GUMROAD.
LEAN ENTREPRENEUR BOOK, ILLUSTRATED BY FAKEGRIMLOCK
HERE WHERE YOU CAN STILL GET LEAN ENTREPRENEUR BOOK. IT PRETTY COOL, FULL OF USEFUL ADVICE. AND FULL OF GRIMART.
http://leanentrepreneur.co

LEAN BRAND BOOK, ILLUSTRATED BY FAKEGRIMLOCK
THIS SECOND BOOK BY OTHER PERSONS WITH ART BY ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK! TEACH YOU HUMAN HOW TO BRAND RIGHT WAY!
http://leanbrandbook.com/
FAKEGRIMLOCK SHIRTS
ZAZZLE SO-SO QUALITY, ME JUST INCLUDE LINK FOR COMPLETENESS. THIS MOSTLY EXPERIMENT ME DO LONG TIME AGO, NEVER GET AROUND TO DELETING.
http://www.zazzle.com/fakegrimlock+gifts

GUEST POSTS ON BLOGS

MINIMUM VIABLE PERSONALITY
ON FRED WILSON BLOG
THIS ONE THAT START IT ALL. HOW TO HAVE PRODUCT WITH PERSONALITY. MINIMUM VIABLE PERSONALITY.
http://avc.com/2011/09/minimum-viable-personality/
BE ON FIRE
ON BRAD FELD BLOG
TO BE STARTUP, YOU MUST BURN. THIS INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW.
http://www.feld.com/archives/2011/10/be-on-fire.html
STARTUP IS VISION
ON ERIC RIES BLOG
HOW YOU KNOW WHERE YOU GOING? YOU SEE IT. YOU SEE IT WITH VISION. VISION THAT SEE PAST TODAY TO TOMORROW YOU GOING TO BUILD.
http://www.startuplessonslearned.com/2011/11/startup-is-vision.html
STARTUP YOU
CNN MONEY
USE SAME ADVICE FOR STARTUPS FOR OWN SELF! ITERATE YOU INTO MORE AWESOMER YOU!
http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/15165515575/startup-you
SECRET LAWS OF STARTUPS 1 – BUILD RIGHT THING
YOU WANT TO STARTUP? DO IT RIGHT. MAKE SURE YOU BUILD RIGHT THING. ME TELL YOU HOW.
fakegrimlock.com/2014/04/secret-laws-of-startups-part-1-build-right-thing/
SECRET LAWS OF STARTUPS 2 – BUILD RIGHT TEAM
STARTUP WITH WRONG TEAM MAKE ENTERTAINING EXPLOSION. THAT OPPOSITE OF WIN. ME TELL YOU HOW TO EXPLODE INTO WIN INSTEAD OF JUST INTO MESS.
http://www.builtinchicago.org/blog/secret-laws-startups-part-2-build-right-team
SECRET LAWS OF STARTUPS 3 – BUILD THINGS RIGHT
HOW YOU KNOW YOU BUILDING STARTUP RIGHT? YOU READ THIS, THAT HOW. IT TEACH YOU SECRET OF NO SCREW THINGS UP, BUILD SUCCESS INSTEAD OF FAIL.
IT ONLY IN BOOK OF AWESOME. BUY NOW TO READ.
BECAUSE AWESOME
FOR COPYBLOGGER BLOG
IT LIKE HOW TO DO MARKETING, EXCEPT NOT FULL OF EVIL.
http://www.copyblogger.com/fake-grimlock-content-marketinG/
HOW TO SOCIAL
FOR FRED WILSON BLOG
ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, NOT BECOME MOST FAMOUS ROBOT STARTUP DINOSAUR IN UNIVERSE BY ACCIDENT. ME SHARE ANCIENT SOCIAL NINJA MOVES ME USE.
http://avc.com/2013/02/guest-post-how-to-social/
WIN LIKE STUPID
FOR READWRITE BLOG
NEVER LET BRAIN GET IN WAY OF WIN! THIS TEACH YOU HOW TO TELL SMART BRAIN TO SHUT UP, LET STUPID PART OF BRAIN WIN!
http://readwrite.com/2013/03/19/fake-grimlock-win-like-stupid
GO TO THE FIRE
FIRE NEED FUEL AND HEAT TO HAPPEN. STARTUP IS GO TO WHERE THOSE THINGS ARE. SIT STILL, DO NOTHING IS OPPOSITE OF STARTUP.
NOT ON INTERNET YET, ONLY IN BOOK OF AWESOME

VIDEOS

INTERVIEWS ME DO AT SXSW
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBtNXEmw5XIc6gfiz7jaEeScQI3NWqUn7

ANIMATED VERSION OF MINIMUM VIABLE PERSONALITY
(ME DO OWN VOICE)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjyjWPMqTrs

BE NO ONE
TEDX PEACHTREE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mDE3pyuWJU

EXCERPT FROM SPEACH AT FOUNDERCON
http://www.techstars.com/foundercon-2012-fake-grimlock-and-doing-wrong-faster/

#CODEMUSIC LIST OF AWESOME MUSIC FOR CODE
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3DB7563DA291D4E6

ME INTERVIEW MOBIPLUG AT CES 2013
http://youtu.be/TqBmjI0gpOw

ME INTERVIEW ARIEL GARTON ABOUT MUSE AT CES 2013
http://youtu.be/CzZgZgVCNnQ

ART

FAKEGRIMLOCK MEMES AT CHEEZBURGER.COM
ME MAKE SOME FUNNY MEMES FOR MAKE YOU LAUGH. YOU LOOK, THEN LAUGH. OR ME KILL YOU.
https://fakegrimlock.cheezburger.com/
ART FOR LEAN ENTREPRENEUR, BOOK ILLUSTRATED BY FAKEGRIMLOCK
THIS FIRST BOOK ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, ILLUSTRATE. ALL ART INSIDE CREATIVE COMMONS.
http://leanentrepreneur.co/illustrations
ALL OTHER FAKEGRIMLOCK ART EVER MADE
THIS COLLECTION OF ALL ART ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, DO OVER YEARS. ALL OF IT CREATIVE COMMONS, SO YOU CAN USE IN OWN PRESENTATIONS, BOOKS, HOMEWORK FOR GRADESCHOOL, ETC.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/69382656@N04/

INTERVIEWS AND ARTICLES


INTERVIEW WITH READWRITE
http://readwrite.com/2011/11/24/here_fakegrimlock_interview_or_else#awesm=~oBTR7GUhBkAyXm

MASHABLE ARTICLE
http://mashable.com/2012/03/17/fakegrimlock/

ME TELL GIVEITFORWARD HOW TO FIX SITE
http://ethansaustin.com/2012/06/20/fakegrimlock-startup-advisor/

PANDODAILY ARTICLE
http://pando.com/2012/04/23/fakegrimlock-now-advising-a-startup-near-you/

INTERVIEW WITH JESSE DRAPER
http://www.modernluxury.com/san-francisco/story/who-fakegrimlock?FOO=4

HOW TO WIN SXSW
http://venturebeat.com/2013/03/10/how-to-win-sxsw-dinostyle/

ME COVER CES 2013 FOR DYN.COM
http://dyn.com/blog/author/fakegrimlock/

GRIMSULTATION WITH ERIC SINK
http://www.ericsink.com/entries/grimsultation.html

ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, ON COMPETITIVE INTELLIGENCE
http://trackmaven.com/blog/2013/07/8-marketing-influencers-talk-about-competitive-intelligence/

ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, INTERVIEW ON GREENTECH STARTUPS
http://www.greentechmedia.com/cleantech-investing/post/an-intimate-conversation-with…-fakegrimlock

INTERVIEW WITH HUMAN BEHIND ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK
(BEHIND IS SAFEST PLACE, ME NO CAN SEE YOU THERE)
http://thenextweb.com/insider/2012/03/31/breakfast-of-champions-meet-the-man-known-as-fakegrimlock/

SECRET LAWS OF STARTUPS (PART 1 – BUILD RIGHT THING)

(ME REPOST THIS HERE, BECAUSE ORIGINAL NOT ON INTERNET ANY MORE)

 

ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, SAY CONGRATULATIONS! YOU STARTUP! YOU NOW 3000% MORE AWESOME THAN REGULAR PUNY HUMAN!

YOU PROBABLY FAIL.

ME WANT YOU FAIL LESS. SO MUCH LESS YOU WIN! HOW? IT SIMPLE. NO BREAK LAWS.

SECRET LAWS OF STARTUPS.

THIS LAW 1: BE SHOES!

BEST PRODUCT TAKE THING PERSON DO. DO BETTER!

WORST TAKE THING NO ONE DO. BETTER NOT MATTER!

NO ONE WANT DO NEW THING. MAKE SHOES INSTEAD. EVERYONE LIKE SHOES. GO ON FEET, MAKE WALK BETTER.

MOST IMPORTANT: NOT WALK DIFFERENT.

TAKE THING EVERYONE DO THAT SUCK. TURN SUCK INTO AWESOME. NOW ONLY NEW THING THEM LEARN IS PAY YOU MONEY.

BREAK LAW: YOU FAIL WHILE FIGHT HUMAN NATURE. NO CAN WIN! IT BIG.

THIS LAW 2: DO ONE THING… AWESOME!

GOOD STARTUP IS BEST THERE IS AT WHAT IT DO. WHAT IT DO LOTS EASIER IF ONLY ONE OF THEM.

USERS HAVE TINY BRAINS. ONLY ONE SLOT FOR “THING YOU DO.” THEM FORGET EVERYTHING ELSE. SO YOU FORGET TOO.

KILL EVERYTHING NOT DO BEST. ITERATE UNTIL DO ONE THING MOST AWESOME OF ALL, NOT LOTS OF THINGS NOT AWESOME AT ALL.

BREAK LAW: YOU FAIL ON GIANT PILE OF SECOND BEST.

THIS LAW 3: BUILD THING PEOPLE WANT!

WHY ME EXPLAIN THIS? BECAUSE EVERYONE DO WRONG! YOU NOT BUILD WHAT PEOPLE WANT, YOU BUILD WHAT YOU WANT!

THAT FAIL, BECAUSE MARKET NOT YOU.

HOW FIND WHAT PEOPLE WANT? NO CAN! ASK INTERNET INSTEAD. SEARCH “LEAN STARTUP.”

IT LIKE PAY LOTS OF MONEY FOR GENIUS PRODUCT DEVELOPMENT PERSON, EXCEPT IT WORK. BECAUSE SCIENCE!

BREAK LAW: YOU FAIL BECAUSE BUILD THING NO ONE WANT. THAT MEAN NO ONE WANT IT!

THIS LAW 4: FIGHT FOR USER!

HOW KEEP STARTUP WHAT PEOPLE WANT? FIGHT FOR USER! FIGHT FOR USER LIKE THEM ONLY THING THAT MATTER. BECAUSE THEM IS.

USER DEBT WORSE THAN TECHNICAL DEBT. MORE TAKE FROM USER, CLOSER GET TO FAIL. EVERY CHANGE. EVERY DECISION. EVERY LINE OF CODE.

STARTUP NOT FOR YOU. IT FOR THEM. NEVER FORGET.

BREAK LAW: YOU FAIL BECAUSE DUMB CHOICES DRIVE USERS AWAY.

THIS LAW 5: BE CONTAGIOUS!

TWO WAYS GET USERS. SPEND GIANT PILE MONEY ON MARKETING, OR SPEND NOTHING.

SECOND ONE LOTS CHEAPER.

BUILD STARTUP SO EACH USER IS RECRUITMENT ENGINE. DESIGN SO USE GET FRIENDS TO USE. MAKE EVERY THING USER DO FREE MARKETING.

WHEN EQUATION USERS = MORE USERS, YOU WIN.

NOT HARD AS SOUND. SEARCH “VIRAL LOOP”. IT MOST IMPORTANT IDEA YOUR COMPETITORS TOO STUPID TO KNOW ABOUT.

BREAK LAW: YOU FAIL WHILE SPEND ALL MONEY ON ADS THAT NOT WORK.

THAT HALF THE BATTLE

NOW YOU KNOW FIRST FIVE SECRET LAWS OF STARTUPS. YOU SMART NOW! MORE SMART THAN OTHER STARTUPS! GO BUILD MORE AWESOME!

IT THE LAW.

READ PART 2 – BUILD RIGHT TEAM ON BUILT IN CHICAGO BLOG

READ PART 3 – BUILD THINGS RIGHT ONLY IN BOOK OF AWESOME

GRIMVIDEOS!

YOU WANT KNOW MORE ABOUT ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK?

HERE YOUTUBE PLAYLIST OF ALL VIDEOS WITH WORLD GREATEST GIANT ROBOT STARTUP DINOSAUR.

IT INCLUDE ANIMATED VERSION OF MINIMUM VIABLE PERSONALITY STORY.

AND LIVE VERSION OF ME GIVE “BE NO ONE” SPEECH AT TEDX.

ME INTERVIEW SEMI-FAMOUS DAVID COHEN AT SXSW. AND GET FUNDED!… (STILL WAITING FOR CHECK)

ALSO INTERVIEW BEN HUH, GUY THAT MAKE CATS FUNNY ON INTERNET.

WHEN YOU DONE WITH ALL THAT AWESOME, LISTEN TO BADDEST ASS MUSIC ON INTERNET! IT #CODEMUSIC!

SAME MUSIC ME LISTEN TO ALL DAY FOR MAKE CODE.

WIN ONE THING BIG

YOU A STARTUP.
THAT MEAN YOU NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING. ESPECIALLY RUN BUSINESS.
THAT MEAN YOU GOING TO FAIL AT ALMOST EVERYTHING.

HOW TO FIX?
NOT BY WIN AT EVERYTHING. IT TOO HARD, YOU NOT KNOW HOW.
INSTEAD, PICK ONE THING TO WIN AT.

ONE THING SO BIG FAIL AT EVERYTHING ELSE NOT MATTER.

THAT BUY YOU TIME TO LEARN TO DO OTHER THINGS RIGHT.

FAKEGRIMLOCK’S LAW OF FUTURE ADOPTION

EVERYONE WANT TO KNOW, WILL THING X BECOME WAVE OF FUTURE, OR BIG DUD?

IT EASY TO FIGURE OUT. JUST FOLLOW FAKEGRIMLOCK LAW OF FUTURE ADOPTION.

VALUE OF OLD = A
VALUE OF NEW * RELATIVE EASE OF USE = B

IF A < B, B = FUTURE

EARLY INTERNET GOOD EXAMPLE. IT MORE USEFUL THAN USE PAPER, BUT HARD TO USE.

1 (PAPER) < 11 (INTERNET) * 0.1 (ONLY USABLE BY NERDS)

THAT WHY TAKE INTERNET LONG TIME TO CATCH ON. BACK IN 80S IT ONLY WIN FOR SERIOUS NERDS.

WHEN EQUATION BECOME

1 (PAPER) < 11 (INTERNET) * 2 (ANYONE CAN USE ON PHONE)

INTERNET DESTROY EVERYTHING.

USE EQUATION WHEN DESIGN PRODUCT. IF IT LESS EASY TO USE THAN WHAT EXIST, IT HAVE TO BE LOTS MORE USEFUL.

IF IT NOT MORE USEFUL, IT HAVE TO BE LOTS MORE EASY.

IF IT MORE USEFUL AND MORE EASY, YOU WIN.

FAKEGRIMLOCK BOOK DONOR LEVELS

NOW EVERYONE IN PART OF INTERNET THAT MATTER KNOW ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, SOON START KICKSTARTER TO MAKE NEW BOOK. IF YOU NOT ONE OF THEM, SIGN UP HERE FOR GET EMAIL WHEN IT TIME TO BE AWESOME.

ME LIKE GET FEEDBACK. SO ME LIST DONOR LEVELS BELOW. YOU LOOK, DECIDE WHICH ONE YOU WANT, TELL ME WHAT THINK.

OR ELSE!

(IF MISS POST WITH STRETCH GOALS, CLICK THESE WORDS. THEM LINK TO IT.)

*ME DELIVER ALL BADGE GRAPHICS AS HI RES OR VECTOR. OR BOTH.


$1 OR MORE
LEVEL 0 SUPPORTER
YOU GET DIGITAL COPY OF BOOK, AND ANY BONUS ITEMS. BUT NO PHYSICAL COPY OF ANYTHING. YOU INCLUDED IN DONOR LIST AT END OF BOOK, GET SPECIAL DONOR BADGE GRAPHIC WITH OWN NAME TO PUT ON WEBSITE.

$30
LEVEL 1 SUPPORTER
YOU GET COPY OF BOOK, IN ACTUAL HANDS, CAN READ WITH PUNY HUMAN EYES! ALSO GET ANY BONUS ITEMS REACHED. YOU INCLUDED IN DONOR LIST AT END OF BOOK, GET DONOR BADGE GRAPHIC WITH NAME.

$50
LEVEL 2 SUPPORTER
YOU GET ONE COPY OF BOOK, SIGNED BY ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK! ALSO GET ANY BONUS ITEMS REACHED. ME PROBABLY NOT SIGN THE EXTRA THINGS. YOU INCLUDED IN DONOR LIST AT END OF BOOK, GET DONOR BADGE GRAPHIC WITH NAME.

$75
LEVEL 3 SUPPORTER
YOU GET ONE COPY OF BOOK, SIGNED BY ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, AND COLOR MICROPOSTER PACK WITH 4 SMALL COLOR POSTERS! ALSO GET ANY BONUS ITEMS REACHED. ME PROBABLY NOT SIGN THE EXTRA THINGS. YOU INCLUDED IN DONOR LIST AT END OF BOOK, GET DONOR BADGE GRAPHIC WITH NAME.

$100
LEVEL 4 SUPPORTER
YOU GET ONE COPY OF BOOK, SIGNED BY ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, AND COLOR MICROPOSTER MEGAPACK WITH 12 SMALL COLOR POSTERS! ALSO GET ANY BONUS ITEMS REACHED. ME PROBABLY NOT SIGN THE EXTRA THINGS. YOU INCLUDED IN DONOR LIST AT END OF BOOK, GET DONOR BADGE GRAPHIC WITH NAME.

$150
ADVENTURING PARTY
YOU GET 4 COPIES OF BOOK. ALL SIGNED. SHARE WITH FRIENDS, OR SAVE EXTRA 3 AS BACKUP IN CASE SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPEN TO FIRST ONE. ALSO GET 1 SET OF ANY BONUS ITEMS REACHED. YOU INCLUDED IN DONOR LIST AT END OF BOOK, GET DONOR BADGE GRAPHIC WITH NAME.

$200
LEVEL 4 ADVENTURING PARTY
YOU GET 4 COPIES OF BOOK. ALL SIGNED. SHARE WITH FRIENDS, OR SAVE EXTRA 3 AS BACKUP IN CASE SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPEN TO FIRST ONE. ALSO GET 1 SET OF ANY BONUS ITEMS REACHED, AND COLOR MICROPOSTER MEGAPACK. YOU INCLUDED IN DONOR LIST AT END OF BOOK, GET DONOR BADGE GRAPHIC WITH NAME.

$300
UPGRADE OFFICE TO AWESOME
YOU GET 10 COPIES OF BOOK, ALL SIGNED. SHARE WITH WHOLE PUNY OFFICE, PRODUCTIVITY GO UP 100X. ALSO GET 1 SET OF BONUS ITEMS. YOU INCLUDED IN DONOR LIST AT END OF BOOK, WITH URL TO WEBSITE. ALSO GET DONOR BADGE GRAPHIC WITH NAME.

$350
UPGRADE OFFICE TO EVEN MORE AWESOME
YOU GET 10 COPIES OF BOOK, ALL SIGNED. SHARE WITH WHOLE PUNY OFFICE, PRODUCTIVITY GO UP 10X. ALSO GET 1 SET OF BONUS ITEMS, TWO MICROPOSTER MEGAPACKS. YOU INCLUDED IN DONOR LIST AT END OF BOOK, WITH URL TO WEBSITE. ALSO GET DONOR BADGE GRAPHIC WITH NAME.

$500 (6)
ADVENTURER LEVEL SUPPORTER
ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, DRAW ORIGINAL PICTURE ON ANY SUBJECT FOR YOU, RELEASE AS CREATIVE COMMONS. YOU CAN PUT ON WEBSITE, COMPANY MARKETING, WHATEVER YOU WANT. YOU GET ORIGINAL ART TOO, ON NICE PAPER. PLUS 4 COPIES OF BOOK, SIGNED, AND 1 SET OF BONUS ITEMS PLUS MICROPOSTER MEGAPACK. YOU INCLUDED IN SPECIAL SECTION OF DONOR LIST AT END OF BOOK, WITH LITTLE DRAWING ME MAKE OF YOU, AND URL TO WEBSITE. ALSO GET ADVENTURER LEVEL DONOR BADGE GRAPHIC WITH NAME.

$1000 (1)
HEROIC LEVEL SUPPORTER 1
ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, DRAW ORIGINAL PICTURE OF YOU AND ME DO SOMETHING AWESOME, PUT IT IN THE BOOK, AND WRITE ONE PAGE OF WORDS NEXT TO IT, INCLUDE URL IF WANT. ME ALSO SEND YOU 10 COPIES OF BOOK, SIGNED, FOR GIVE TO LOYAL MINIONS, PLUS 1 SET OF BONUS ITEMS, 1 MICROPOSTER MEGAPACK. ALSO GET HEROIC LEVEL DONOR BADGE GRAPHIC WITH NAME.

$2000 (1)
HEROIC LEVEL SUPPORTER 2
SAME AS HEROIC LEVEL SUPPORTER 1, BUT YOU NOT AS FAST WITH CLICK DONATE BUTTON.

$3000 (1)
HEROIC LEVEL SUPPORTER 3
SAME AS HEROIC LEVEL SUPPORTER 2, BUT EVEN LESS FAST.

$5000 (3)
EPIC LEVEL SUPPORTER
ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, DRAW ORIGINAL PICTURE OF YOU AND ME DO SOMETHING AWESOME, PUT IT IN THE BOOK, AND WRITE ONE PAGE OF WORDS NEXT TO IT, INCLUDE URL IF WANT. PICTURE ALSO BECOME MINI POSTER, SEND ONE COPY TO EACH PERSON THAT DONATE. ME ALSO SEND YOU ORIGINAL ART OF DRAWING, ON NICE 11 X 17 PAPER. PLUS YOU GET 10 COPIES OF BOOK, SIGNED, SO YOU CAN SHOW OFF PAGE WITH YOU IN IT TO ALL FRIENDS, AND 1 SET BONUS ITEMS, 1 MICROPOSTER MEGAPACK. ALSO GET EPIC LEVEL DONOR BADGE GRAPHIC WITH NAME.

$10,000 (1)
LEGENDARY LEVEL SUPPORTER
ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, VISIT YOU FOR ONE DAY, PROBABLY FRIDAY. GIVE WHATEVER ADVICE WANT. OR DM ONE SESSION OF RPG. ME DO IN HUMANMODE, NO PHOTOS ALLOWED. ME SEND YOU 10 COPIES OF BOOK, WILL SIGN ALL OF THEM ON-SITE. ALSO SEND 10 COPIES OF OTHER BONUS ITEMS, 10 MICROPOSTER MEGAPACKS, AND DRAW ORIGINAL PICTURE FOR PUT IN BOOK, AND TURN INTO MINIPOSTER, SAME AS EPIC LEVEL SUPPORTER. PLUS LEGENDARY LEVEL DONOR BADGE GRAPHIC WITH NAME.

UPDATE: ME JUST FIND OUT KICKSTARTER NOT ALLOW DONATION OVER $10,000, HAVE TO ERASE ALL LEVELS BELOW. BUT ME LEAVE IN POST SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT NOT GOING TO HAPPEN NOW,

IF ANYONE WANT TO SEND MONEY DIRECTLY, US WORK SOMETHING OUT


$20,000 (1)
GODLIKE LEVEL SUPPORTER
ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, ARRIVE THURSDAY NIGHT, SPEND FRIDAY, SATURDAY, HALF OF SUNDAY WITH YOU IN HUMANMODE. HOW YOU SURVIVE THAT MUCH AWESOMENESS UP TO YOU. ME SEND 10 COPIES OF BOOK, 10 SETS OF BONUS ITEMS, 10 MICROPOSTER MEGAPACKS, WILL SIGN ALL BOOKS ON-SITE. ALSO DRAW ORIGINAL PICTURE, PUT IN BOOK, MAKE MINIPOSTER, SAME AS EPIC LEVEL SUPPORTER. PLUS GODLIKE LEVEL DONOR BADGE GRAPHIC WITH NAME.


$50,000 (1)
SOCIAL MEDIA OMEGAGOD LEVEL SUPPORTER
THIS SOME SERIOUS STUFF. YOU GET FULL SOCIAL MEDIA CONSULTATION AND MAKEOVER FROM ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK. ME DIG DEEP INTO HOW YOU DO EVERYTHING YOU DOING, MAKE NEW SOCIAL MEDIA PLAN FOR YOU, TEACH YOU TO EXECUTE IT. THIS TRANSFORM ANYONE INTO UNSTOPPABLE FORCE OF AWESOME ON INTERNET. IT COME WITH 1 HUMANMODE WEEKEND IN PERSON, UP TO TWO WEEKS OF FULL ATTENTION FROM GRIMCAVE. INCLUDES DRAW PICTURE IN BOOK, MAKE MINIPOSTER, SAME AS EPIC LEVEL. PLUS 10 BOOKS ME SIGN, 10 SETS OF BONUS ITEMS, 10 MICROPOSTER MEGAPACKS. IT ALSO COME WITH OMEGAGOD DONOR BADGE GRAPHIC WITH NAME.


$100,000 (1)
THE LEVEL THAT NOT BE NAMED
IF ANYONE DO THIS, US NEGOTIATE.


NO MISS OUT. THIS BE MOST EPIC EVENT ON INTERNET SINCE HTML1 INVENTED. SIGN UP NOW.

FAKEGRIMLOCK BOOK STRETCH GOALS

ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, GREATEST ROBOT STARTUP DINOSAUR IN UNIVERSE, LAUNCH KICKSTARTER FOR NEW BOOK SOON.

IT FULL OF EVERYTHING ME WRITE, DRAW. SOME NO ONE EVER SEE BEFORE.

BELOW GOALS FOR KICKSTARTER. SOME OF THEM AUDACIOUS. ME REVEAL FOR FEEDBACK. YOU GIVE FEEDBACK, OR ELSE!

UPDATE: NEW POST UP WITH DONOR LEVELS. CLICK TO SEE.


$10,000 – KICKSTART:
PRINT SOFTBACK BOOK.

$20,000 – POSTER:
FREE BLACK AND WHITE MINI POSTER FOR EVERYONE

$30,000 – GO HARD:
HARDCOVER BOOK HAPPEN. PLUS EVERYONE GET DIGITIAL COPY

$40,000 – BETTER POSTER:
MINI POSTER UPGRADED TO COLOR

$50,000 – SHIRT:
EVERYONE GET FREE T-SHIRT

$60,000 – PRESENTS!:
ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, DELIVER CASE OF BOOKS TO KIDS LEARNING TO CODE AT CODER DOJO NYC, ENOUGH EVERYONE IN CLASS CAN HAVE ONE COPY.

$70,000 – GRIMLOCK GRIMTONGUE:
ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, RECORD AUDIO VERSION OF 1ST BOOK, MAKE CREATIVE COMMONS.

$80,000 – MORE PRESENTS!:
ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, SHIP 300 COPIES OF BOOK TO SMART HACKERS AT HACKER DOJO IN CALIFORNIA, ENOUGH EVERYONE HAVE ONE COPY.

$90,000 – MORE GRIMLOCK:
EVERYONE GET FREE COPY 2ND BOOK “ME SAID THIS” COLLECTION OF ALL BEST THINGS ME TWEET, WITH 1 NEW ILLUSTRATION PER PAGE.

$100,000 – CHICKEN!:
EVERYONE RECEIVE FREE COPY OF FULL COLOR BOOK “THE NO EAT CHICKEN” WHEN IT FINISHED. IT FOR TINY HUMAN SPAWN AND BIG HUMANS TOO!

$150,000 – MOUSE!:
EVERYONE RECEIVE FREE COPY OF FULL COLOR BOOK “GO AHEAD, MOVE MY CHEESE” WHEN IT FINISHED. GOOD FOR SPAWN AND OLD HUMANS.

$200,000 – NEW CHARACTER NOT NAMED YET!:
EVERYONE RECEIVE FREE COPY OF FULL COLOR BOOK “THE NIGHT BEFORE AWESOME” WHEN IT FINISHED. IT GREAT XMAS PRESENT FOR HUMANS, LITTLE OR BIG.

$300,000 – FAKEGRIMLOCK WORLDWIDE:
ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, QUIT CURRENT STARTUP, SPEND ONE YEAR DO NOTHING BUT MAKE AWESOME FAKEGRIMLOCK STUFF. EVERYONE THAT DONATE GET FREE COPY OF EVERYTHING ME MAKE UNTIL APRIL 2014.

$500,000 – THE GRIMSTARTER:
ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, VISIT 6 STARTUPS, ONE EVERY OTHER MONTH, SPEND 1 DAY MAKING THEM AWESOME. THEM CHOSEN FROM DONORS AT RANDOM. ME VIDEO AND POST ABOUT EXPERIENCE.

$1,000,000 – THE GRIMFUND:
ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, BECOME ANGEL INVESTOR, INVEST MONEY IN 6 STARTUPS ME VISIT, ONE EVERY OTHER MONTH.


SIGN UP FOR LEARN WHEN KICKSTARTER GO LIVE HERE, BE FIRST TO GRAB BONUS LEVELS.

ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK: FIRST BOOK OF AWESOME

ME, GRIMLOCK, GETTING CLOSE TO COMPLETION OF FIRST MASTER PLAN.

IT BOOK.

BOOK HAVE THINGS ME WRITE, DRAW. SOME, YOU MAYBE ALREADY SEE. OTHERS, NO ONE SEE BEFORE. IT HAVE ALL INSTRUCTIONS ME WRITE FOR HOW BE AWESOME.

IT IMPORTANT TO BUY. MAKE LIFE 3000% BETTER.

WHEN IT DONE, IT GO ONE KICKSTARTER. ME LEARN LESSON FROM POSTERS. KICKSTARTER NOT START UNTIL EVERYTHING COMPLETELY DONE, READY TO GO.

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHEN THAT HAPPEN?

SIGN UP AT LAUNCHROCKET PAGE, ME SEND EMAIL WHEN IT READY.

 

(NO CONFUSE WITH OTHER AWESOME BOOK ME MAKE DRAWINGS FOR, LEAN ENTREPRENEUR)