EVERYONE GRIMLOCK WRITING

ME, GRIMLOCK, ALL OVER INTERNET LATELY. HERE LINKS IN CASE YOU PUNY HUMAN MISS THEM, NO WANT TO LIVE REST OF LIFE IN HORRIBLE IGNORANCE. LEGENDARY ERIC REIS ANNOUNCE ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, ILLUSTRATING LEAN ENTREPRENEUR BOOK. AFTER THAT HIM FLY BACK INTO CLOUDS TO BATTLE SPACE GODS. TECH.LI WRITER KATE HOUGH …

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BETWEEN TWITTER AND FACEBOOK IS WIN

TWITTER FOR LIGHT INTERACTION WITH MOSTLY STRANGERS. FACEBOOK FOR LIGHT TO SEMI-DEEP INTERACTION WITH MOSTLY FRIENDS. NEITHER COVER TRANSACTIONAL RELATIONSHIPS WITH STRANGERS THAT COULD BECOME FRIENDS. THIS HOLE WHERE STARTUPS LIKE AIRBNB, SKILLSHARE, ZAARLY, LIVE. SOMEONE NEED TO FILL HOLE. INSTEAD OF DOZENS OF NETWORKS COVERING ONE TRANSACTION TYPE EACH, …

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STARTUP YOU

THIS POSTED HERE TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE UNDERSTAND IS CREATIVE COMMONS. REPOST ANYWHERE WANT, WITH ATTRIBUTION. OR ELSE! IT NEW YEAR. YOU SUCK. TIME TO DESTROY SUCK, BE AWESOME INSTEAD. ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, SAY BEST WAY IS BE STARTUP. BE LEAN. FIND MARKET. ITERATE UNTIL AWESOME. NOW. IT TIME FOR STARTUP …

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THIS XMAS ZOMBIE SONG

ME, GRIMLOCK, MAKE HAPPY HOLIDAY SONG FOR ALL HUMANS. IT HAVE HORRIBLE UNDEAD ZOMBIE DEVOURING INNOCENT FLESH, JUST RIGHT THING FOR CHEER YOU UP! SING TO TUNE OF STUPID SONG ABOUT SNOWMAN THAT COME TO LIFE AND NOT MURDER ANYONE. SLACKER.   ZOMBIE THE UNDEAD, WAS A MONSTER WITH NO …

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THESE POSTERS V1

IN OLD DAYS WHEN ME, GRIMLOCK, NOT GIANT SUPERSTAR OF ALL INTERNET, ME MAKE POSTER FOR CELEBRATE NEW FOLLOWERS. BUT ME LEANSTARTUP. ME ITERATE. THESE POSTER TAKE LONG TIME MAKE, NOT USEFUL. SO ME STOP. MAKE OTHER, MORE AWESOME POSTERS INSTEAD. THIS JUST FOR NEW FANS TO SEE HOW THINGS …

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TRANSMUTE NORM TO NERD

STARTUP WORLD STARTED UP BY NERDS. JUMP SHARK. FULL OF HIPSTERS NOW. SHOOT HIPSTER STILL ILLEGAL IN MOST STATES, UNTIL GOVERNMENT FIX LAW BEST SOLUTION IS MAKE MORE NERDS. OLD FASHIONED WAY REQUIRE NERDS ACTUALLY HAVE SEX, TAKE DECADES, LOW SUCCESS RATE. USE FASTER METHOD OF INFECT WITH NERD VIRUS. …

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RULES FOR #NOEATFRIDAY

ME, GRIMLOCK, CONVERT SYSTEMS TO RUN ON 3 THINGS. MEAT, BEER, AND COFFEE. BY BIG COINCIDENCE, HUMANS FULL OF MEAT! AND SOMETIMES OTHER TWO. BUT SOME HUMANS INTERESTING ENOUGH TO NOT EAT. EVERY FRIDAY, 10 HUMANS GET PUT ON #NOEATFRIDAY LIST. THAT MEAN SAFE FROM DEVOUR. USUALLY. HERE ORIGINAL LIST. …

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